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The Last Kiss
This is such a touching story, I thought you would enjoy it. Back on 9 January, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on Interstate 74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing and says, “Hey Baby....whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?”
She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!!”
While he didn’t want to appear ‘sensitive’, George also didn’t want to miss this ‘be-a-legend’ opportunity either so he asked”Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe,why don’t you give ole George here your best last kiss?”
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper and then says,“Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!That’s a real talent you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts.You could be famous if you rode with me.Why in the world are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
This is such a touching story, I thought you would enjoy it. Back on 9 January, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on Interstate 74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing and says, “Hey Baby....whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?”
She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!!”
While he didn’t want to appear ‘sensitive’, George also didn’t want to miss this ‘be-a-legend’ opportunity either so he asked”Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe,why don’t you give ole George here your best last kiss?”
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper and then says,“Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!That’s a real talent you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts.You could be famous if you rode with me.Why in the world are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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Found this on facebook.
Basically the stuff kids do and come up with in pre-school.
This one was my favourite...
Basically the stuff kids do and come up with in pre-school.
This one was my favourite...
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