#BLCKPS5
Husband takes the wife to
a disco. There's a guy on
the dance floor break
dancing, moonwalking,
back flips, the works. The
wife turns to her husband
and says, "See that guy? 25
years ago he proposed to
me and I turned him
down."
Husband says, "Looks like
he's still...
#BLCKPS5
What do you call a deer with no eye's?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still. no idea.
@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh
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#BLCKPS5
The best Safe Word you
can use is ''MEATLOAF.''
it means ..
''l would do anything for love
but I won't do that.''
@CaliGuy
@Ruwaid
@Random264
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Little boy tells his nursery
teacher he found a dead cat.
"How did you know it was dead?"
asks the teacher.
"Because I pissed in its ear & it
didn't move" says the boy.
"You did what!?" shrieks the
teacher.
"You know ' exp]ains the boy,
I Leant over & went Pssst & it didn't...
#BLCKPS5
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever
worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I
care? I'm a helicopter!"
@Dela Rey Steyn
@jurgenels7
@Azgar
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One of my biggest worries is that when
all this is over, I will have forgotten that
I'm supposed to hold my farts in public.
@Paul33 @TonySC @NikiLouw
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