Dear Monsanto: We Vapers Need a High Nicotine Content Eggplant
March 11, 2015
Featured, Business, Humor
Dear Monsanto,
Many of us who have switched from the deadliest habit on earth to a product that is without a reasonable doubt safer are not only at risk of having our new found hazard reducing tool taken from us, but many of us are already being unfairly charged $1000+ per year in additional insurance fees that are being imposed for no reason other than the fact that insurance companies can get away with it. There is no scientific reason whatsoever to think vapers share the substantial health risks that smokers do in any meaningful way as it pertains to healthcare costs, but because the nicotine in our e-liquid is taken from tobacco plants they can legally hinder our access to affordable healthcare. A lack of long-term studies (whatever "long-term" may actually mean in this context) does not in any way mean there is good reason to believe a product is dangerous, and I feel as though Monsanto should understand this fact better than anyone.
The FDA has been granted the authority to regulate any products “made or derived from tobacco,” and the nicotine in our e-cigarettes is currently extracted from tobacco plants. While we don't know what regulations or restrictions the FDA is ultimately going to impose—and how many small businesses they will take down in the process—the hikes in insurance premiums are already happening thanks to tobacco-specific rules in the Affordable Care Act and they are putting an unfair burden on the families of people who have quit smoking with the help of electronic cigarettes. And I think you can help them.
There are many plants and vegetables that contain nicotine, and finding a source for it other than tobacco would remove e-cigarettes from classification as a tobacco product. According to research, eggplants already contain as much as 100ng/g of nicotine, and if anyone has the know-how to bump that concentration up enough to make eggplants an appropriate source of nicotine for use in e-liquid, it's Monsanto. It doesn't have to be an eggplant, of course. Any non-tobacco plant will do.
While the FDA would likely still regulate the final product, it would not be able to regulate it as a tobacco product (removing some unnecessary stigma), and the product would no longer meet the classification as a tobacco product under the Affordable Care Act.
With future risks including a possible mass reversal of the health hazards e-cigarettes have already reduced and the current state being that families are having an unwarranted barrier placed on their access to healthcare, we could really use your help.
Thanks, Monsanto.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Vaper
source: http://blog.thedripclub.com/dear-monsanto-we-vapers-need-a-high-nicotine-content-eggplant