My mate's wife

[DaveH]

My mate's wife (seemed to have) left him last Tuesday, she went out to get some milk phoned and said she wasn't coming back. I went around to ask "How are you doing"
"Alright" he said "I'm using that powdered stuff"


Dave
PS it's a funny, it is not true

 

[RIEFY]

I don't get it


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[blujeenz]

I don't get it


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The bummer is that if we explain it, its not going to be any funnier for you.
Lets just say its about priorities and leave it at that.

 

[Khan83]

I saw the thread title & thought it was gona be a "Dear Penthouse" kind of story

 

[Dirge]

I don't get it


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powdered stuff for his coffee, because the wife never brought the milk

 

[DaveH]

powdered stuff for his coffee, because the wife never brought the milk

Yep,
"It's not inside it's on top"
Dave