The OFFICIAL Felix VS. Stosta thread.

[Christos]

can we not expand the poll to include @Caramia and her soviet's?

You have a point but then @Caramia will be the main attraction completely shadowing the show off. In fact who will want to see a fight if @Caramia is there showing off her ankle socks....

 

[craigb]

I think we are missing the point. @Caramia has offered her services for some free gin and Tonic. We should be ganging up on Stosta and uncle free licks!

Who would want to see @Stosta or @Feliks Karp in just Soviets? Not enough bleach in the world to erase that vision, I'm sure.

 

[BioHAZarD]

You have a point but then @Caramia will be the main attraction completely shadowing the show off. In fact who will want to see a fight if @Caramia is there showing off her ankle socks....

Exactly Sorry @Stosta @Feliks Karp but she would definitely steal the show. We can always have you as the supporting act?

 

[Christos]

Who would want to see @Stosta or @Feliks Karp in just Soviets? Not enough bleach in the world to erase that vision, I'm sure.

That's what the gin and Tonic is for!

 

[Feliks Karp]

<insert big wiener joke here>

 

[BioHAZarD]

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Didn't I tell you guys? The dress code is socks only.

is she referring to the wart on your left toe?

 

[Caramia]

Oh my, this is now seriaasly going "south"

 

[Christos]

Oh my, this is now seriaasly going "south"

Hahaha thay emoticon!
@Stosta's face when he was being cuddled by a Taiwan hooker....

 

[Caramia]

Hahaha thay emoticon!
@Stosta's face when he was being cuddled by a Taiwan hooker....

that emoticon needs a beard...

 

[craigb]

Hahaha thay emoticon!
@Stosta's face when he was being cuddled by a Taiwan hooker....

Haroo, my name @Christos, me ruv you long time. 2 dorrar.

 

[Christos]

Haroo, my name @Christos, me ruv you long time. 2 dorrar.

Now you are just taking the piss...
That's not the face @Stosta pulls when I'm behind him. It's not that big so @Stosta barely flinches.

 

[Feliks Karp]

So smiling poop emoji seems to be the fan favourite.

 

[BioHAZarD]

So smiling poop emoji seems to be the fan favourite.

quick quick - change it to @Caramia

 

[Christos]

So smiling poop emoji seems to be the fan favourite.

Looks like we should just hire 10 x 2 dollar hooker and have a wiener fest.

 

[craigb]

Looks like we should just hire 10 x 2 dollar hooker and have a wiener fest.

I thought that's what @Stosta and @Feliks Karp we're doing.

 

[Feliks Karp]

Uh guys mentioning @Caramia every second post is a little creeper.

Can we please get back to the main attraction two hairy vaping nerds wrestling?

 

[BioHAZarD]

Uh guys mentioning @Caramia every second post is a little creeper.

Can we please get back to the main attraction two hairy vaping nerds wrestling?

fine fine
have you scheduled the wax for yourself and @Stosta yet?

 

[Christos]

Uh guys mentioning @Caramia every second post is a little creeper.

Can we please get back to the main attraction two hairy vaping nerds wrestling?

3 if @Caramia doesn't shave...

 

[Feliks Karp]

@Stosta asked me to do his back and bikini waxing for him, apparently that's what ancient Greek warriors would do before combat, I politely declined though.

 

[BioHAZarD]

3 if @Caramia doesn't shave...

I think we scared @Caramia off

Naughty naughty nerds

 

[Christos]

@Stosta asked me to do his back and bikini waxing for him, apparently that's what ancient Greek warriors would do before combat, I politely declined though.

What a pansie! Who can't wax their own junk!

I can understand the back and the exit hole as those are hard if you cant see what you are doing.

 

[Caramia]

I think we scared @Caramia off

Naughty naughty nerds

It takes more than a couple of nerds on scooters to scare me off

 

[Christos]

I think we scared @Caramia off

Naughty naughty nerds

Nope it's past 10am so she is hitting the gin and tonic already....

 

[Caramia]

Nope it's past 10am so she is hitting the gin and tonic already....

Good idea, the way this is going

 

[Cespian]

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Didn't I tell you guys? The dress code is socks only.

Ive heard your member is so big that it has an elbow... could have been a wart too... but lets just go with the former.

Im going to start calling @Stosta Rapunzel... instead of letting down his hair, he is letting down the forumites on this thread with his lack of banter.