The OFFICIAL Felix VS. Stosta thread.

TEAM ALIGNMENT

  • FELIX

    Votes: 6 15.4%
  • STOSTA

    Votes: 12 30.8%
  • 10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR

    Votes: 6 15.4%
  • SMILING POOP EMOJI

    Votes: 15 38.5%

  • Total voters
    39
Ive heard your member is so big that it has an elbow... could have been a wart too... but lets just go with the former.

Im going to start calling @Stosta Rapunzel... instead of letting down his hair, he is letting down the forumites on this thread with his lack of banter.
@Stosta is just at the doctor this morning getting his weekly testosterone shot as well as sorting out the rash the Taiwan lady boy gave him..
 
@Stosta is just at the doctor this morning getting his weekly testosterone shot as well as sorting out the rash the Taiwan lady boy gave him..

Someone should tell him to get some aloe cream on his way back before catching up on this thread. It helps with the burn.
 
Someone should tell him to get some aloe cream on his way back before catching up on this thread. It helps with the burn.
I doubt aloe will help.
This is what he sent me...
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Ive heard your member is so big that it has an elbow... could have been a wart too... but lets just go with the former.

Im going to start calling @Stosta Rapunzel... instead of letting down his hair, he is letting down the forumites on this thread with his lack of banter.

I was actually talking about my gigantic "AB" muscle (yes I only have one) you sick ****.
 
Was just waiting to see if you guys could continue without me.
Apparently not. ..
 
@Stosta is having sexy time with himself, @Feliks Karp is busy building a detonator for his error 'life jacket ' and @Caramia is passed out from the gin.
She will wake up shortly and start again though.
Lmao. Hopefully by then she is sooo intoxicated that the Soviets will make an appearance.

I think the other 2 will be done for the night. Cant keep it up like they used to in their younger days

Sent from my Note 4
 
We are going to get banned from saying Soviet

Sent from my Note 4
 
I highly doubt that. I think that photo was taken 20 years ago... That makes for a very hairy @Caramia and also saggy 'teabags' :D
:monoloco:This I find a little offensive and derogatory, besides getting a bit tedious.
I shall now head out of the sand pit, and back onto my high horse and head for the adult table (with my gin and my Soviets):thumbsup:
 
:monoloco:This I find a little offensive and derogatory, besides getting a bit tedious.
I shall now head out of the sand pit, and back onto my high horse and head for the adult table (with my gin and my Soviets):thumbsup:
I'm only allowed to say that because my wife of 10 years calls her whowhas teabags. I apologise if I offended.
You know know that you need to prove me wrong! :D
Please stay. I'll give you a free ride on my 100cc scooter.
 
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@Caramia I dont do too well with apologies buy here is an attempt.
Also perhaps too new school for you :D
 
Just for the record I have deleted my post as it was in bad taste.
 
Hahahaha!

At the rate this thread is going I like to think my chances of winning will be a lot better if I steer clear of this poweder keg!

But in actuality I'm just running low on wit at the moment. I have weeks to go though!
 
Yeah shit guys, we still have a few months to go, no need to peak this thread just yet. I see smiling poop emoji is still number one. I also see that I spelt my own nick wrong...so technically I'm not even on the poll :talking:

And please can we cool it on the @Caramia comments...this was supposed to be a bit of foolish comradely, I don't think we need to pounce on the first lady that replies to the thread...
 
Yeah shit guys, we still have a few months to go, no need to peak this thread just yet. I see smiling poop emoji is still number one. I also see that I spelt my own nick wrong...so technically I'm not even on the poll :talking:
I'm just getting warmed up... you guys are getting old....
 
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