#teamemojipoopFTWBeing asked to choose a team here is like being asked to choose which arm to have removed to make up for unpaid taxes. Whichever you choose you are still a loser and life is really going to suck.
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#teamemojipoopFTWBeing asked to choose a team here is like being asked to choose which arm to have removed to make up for unpaid taxes. Whichever you choose you are still a loser and life is really going to suck.
Sounds like only 1 of the 3 of you has a pair. And it ain't @Stosta or @Feliks KarpSo after reading all this smack talk, I decided to up the ante - I vape mailed myself to Durban.
I had a braai with @Stosta and @Lalla on Friday and his idea of pre-fight posturing was cracking 8 beers and vaping my DIY strawberry cheesecake (innuendo totally implied). @Lalla however threw me a mean right-hook after I pinched her bum (I think it means she likes me) so I'm designating @Lalla as @Stosta 's official coach if he has any hope of pulling this off.
Hahaha!So after reading all this smack talk, I decided to up the ante - I vape mailed myself to Durban.
I had a braai with @Stosta and @Lalla on Friday and his idea of pre-fight posturing was cracking 8 beers and vaping my DIY strawberry cheesecake (innuendo totally implied). @Lalla however threw me a mean right-hook after I pinched her bum (I think it means she likes me) so I'm designating @Lalla as @Stosta 's official coach if he has any hope of pulling this off.
So after reading all this smack talk, I decided to up the ante - I vape mailed myself to Durban.
I had a braai with @Stosta and @Lalla on Friday and his idea of pre-fight posturing was cracking 8 beers and vaping my DIY strawberry cheesecake (innuendo totally implied). @Lalla however threw me a mean right-hook after I pinched her bum (I think it means she likes me) so I'm designating @Lalla as @Stosta 's official coach if he has any hope of pulling this off.
Sounds like only 1 of the 3 of you has a pair. And it ain't @Stosta or @Feliks Karp
Sounds like only 1 of the 3 of you has a pair. And it ain't @Stosta or @Feliks Karp
Next time you assault @Stosta or @Feliks Karp, I'm afraid we will have to report you to the SPCA. If they get out of hand, rather takr the offending mongrel to an institution that specializes in dealing with mangy mutts.Well it was quite interesting i won't lie. And the right-hook was a oopsy(not really) . Had a blast though.
Next time you assault @Stosta or @Feliks Karp, I'm afraid we will have to report you to the SPCA. If they get out of hand, rather takr the offending mongrel to an institution that specializes in dealing with mangy mutts.
Yeah I didn't want to say anything but so glad you mentioned it lolThose two are such sissies@Stosta is a sissy but that @Feliks Karp is such a stud its kind of disturbing.
Hahaha!
Claiming that you take beatings as a sign of affection is going to help your case Uncle!
FTFY
Getting a decent klap from a good looking girl is totally a manly thing - I saw it in a documentary narrated by David Attenborough on TV.
Great idea! I can pack my tent and we all camp in uncle @Feliks Karp 's lawn for two nights.
Who's in?
She will most likely kick your assSo, on the eve of battle before the 2 giant's collide @Stosta "Mayweather" and @Feliks Karp "McGregor", it is my responsibility to inform you all that the fight has been cancelled.
@Stosta's wife is pregnant so the match can unfortunately not happen.
That being said we wish @Stosta all the best and we also wish uncle @Feliks Karp an easy pregnancy with a full term baby.
All the best guys!
That being said I have like 1000 messages for an arm wrestling match to happen with @Caramia as the most requested opponent.
So it's settled. @Caramia vs @BioHAZarD for the Heartfelt arm wresting championship!She will most likely kick your ass
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Hehe. U can email me the ticketSo it's settled. @Caramia vs @BioHAZarD for the Heartfelt arm wresting championship!
Now we just need to see if @Caramia is willing to come out of retirement to compete.
What a pity. I was waiting for photo's
Agreed. All bark no bite.