The OFFICIAL Felix VS. Stosta thread.

TEAM ALIGNMENT

  • FELIX

    Votes: 6 15.4%
  • STOSTA

    Votes: 12 30.8%
  • 10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR

    Votes: 6 15.4%
  • SMILING POOP EMOJI

    Votes: 15 38.5%

  • Total voters
    39
Being asked to choose a team here is like being asked to choose which arm to have removed to make up for unpaid taxes. Whichever you choose you are still a loser and life is really going to suck.
#teamemojipoopFTW
 
So after reading all this smack talk, I decided to up the ante - I vape mailed myself to Durban.
I had a braai with @Stosta and @Lalla on Friday and his idea of pre-fight posturing was cracking 8 beers and vaping my DIY strawberry cheesecake (innuendo totally implied). @Lalla however threw me a mean right-hook after I pinched her bum (I think it means she likes me) so I'm designating @Lalla as @Stosta 's official coach if he has any hope of pulling this off.
 
So after reading all this smack talk, I decided to up the ante - I vape mailed myself to Durban.
I had a braai with @Stosta and @Lalla on Friday and his idea of pre-fight posturing was cracking 8 beers and vaping my DIY strawberry cheesecake (innuendo totally implied). @Lalla however threw me a mean right-hook after I pinched her bum (I think it means she likes me) so I'm designating @Lalla as @Stosta 's official coach if he has any hope of pulling this off.
Sounds like only 1 of the 3 of you has a pair. And it ain't @Stosta or @Feliks Karp
 
So after reading all this smack talk, I decided to up the ante - I vape mailed myself to Durban.
I had a braai with @Stosta and @Lalla on Friday and his idea of pre-fight posturing was cracking 8 beers and vaping my DIY strawberry cheesecake (innuendo totally implied). @Lalla however threw me a mean right-hook after I pinched her bum (I think it means she likes me) so I'm designating @Lalla as @Stosta 's official coach if he has any hope of pulling this off.
Hahaha!

Claiming that you take beatings as a sign of affection is going to help your case Uncle!
 
So after reading all this smack talk, I decided to up the ante - I vape mailed myself to Durban.
I had a braai with @Stosta and @Lalla on Friday and his idea of pre-fight posturing was cracking 8 beers and vaping my DIY strawberry cheesecake (innuendo totally implied). @Lalla however threw me a mean right-hook after I pinched her bum (I think it means she likes me) so I'm designating @Lalla as @Stosta 's official coach if he has any hope of pulling this off.


Well it was quite interesting i won't lie. And the right-hook was a oopsy(not really) . Had a blast though.
 
Next time you assault @Stosta or @Feliks Karp, I'm afraid we will have to report you to the SPCA. If they get out of hand, rather takr the offending mongrel to an institution that specializes in dealing with mangy mutts.


Well that is where I got them in the first place and I begged the SPCA to take them back but the refused. So will totally take them to an institution that specializes with these kind of breeds...:lipssealed:
 
Yeah I didn't want to say anything but so glad you mentioned it lol Those two are such sissies @Stosta is a sissy but that @Feliks Karp is such a stud its kind of disturbing.

FTFY

Hahaha!

Claiming that you take beatings as a sign of affection is going to help your case Uncle!

Getting a decent klap from a good looking girl is totally a manly thing - I saw it in a documentary narrated by David Attenborough on TV.


 
For some reason when I think about this rumble in the clouds ... all I picture is this

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So, on the eve of battle before the 2 giant's collide @Stosta "Mayweather" and @Feliks Karp "McGregor", it is my responsibility to inform you all that the fight has been cancelled.

@Stosta's wife is pregnant so the match can unfortunately not happen.

That being said we wish @Stosta all the best and we also wish uncle @Feliks Karp an easy pregnancy with a full term baby.
All the best guys!

That being said I have like 1000 messages for an arm wrestling match to happen with @Caramia as the most requested opponent.
 
So, on the eve of battle before the 2 giant's collide @Stosta "Mayweather" and @Feliks Karp "McGregor", it is my responsibility to inform you all that the fight has been cancelled.

@Stosta's wife is pregnant so the match can unfortunately not happen.

That being said we wish @Stosta all the best and we also wish uncle @Feliks Karp an easy pregnancy with a full term baby.
All the best guys!

That being said I have like 1000 messages for an arm wrestling match to happen with @Caramia as the most requested opponent.
She will most likely kick your ass :)

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You guys must all have a awesome day at Vapecon today. Spare a thought for us suckers that can't attend.
 
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