VK | Movember Madness Competition.
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Sorry this is so late guys, I have been insanely busy!
And we have our winners for Each Category!
Best facial hair - This got taken by a girl!!! @Tanja congratulations on beating all the boys in their own competition hands down. @Stosta would have taken it but sorry Stosta you got beaten by a girl!!!
Worst Facial hair - This was taken by @Stosta but since we all know that's not a true reflection of his current situation the prize goes to @Jp1905, I will however be sending Stosta a bonus prize anyway
Now for the fun part!
@Tanja and @Jp1905 you have a week to submit your poems below about facial hair! This is once again based on votes, you get 3 submissions each and the votes will all be tallied together for the main prize!
Good luck and have fun!!!
And we have our winners for Each Category!
Best facial hair - This got taken by a girl!!! @Tanja congratulations on beating all the boys in their own competition hands down. @Stosta would have taken it but sorry Stosta you got beaten by a girl!!!
Worst Facial hair - This was taken by @Stosta but since we all know that's not a true reflection of his current situation the prize goes to @Jp1905, I will however be sending Stosta a bonus prize anyway
Now for the fun part!
@Tanja and @Jp1905 you have a week to submit your poems below about facial hair! This is once again based on votes, you get 3 submissions each and the votes will all be tallied together for the main prize!
Good luck and have fun!!!
Here goes...
Gingerbeard Man
In the warm and sunny Cape
Lives a man with a beard and a vape
With vapour in his lungs
And dewdrops on his ‘stache
His beard and clouds
Filled his life with great panache.
Will he ever be so brave
To grab a razor and shave?
Not by the hairs on his chinny chin chin!
He would rather be a man
And vape a bottle of Gin.
So,
Should you ever visit the Cape
And spot a big cloudy blanket
Covering Table Mountains shape
You can be sure,
Its the Gingerbeard man,
Hitting that vape!
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Gingerbeard Man
In the warm and sunny Cape
Lives a man with a beard and a vape
With vapour in his lungs
And dewdrops on his ‘stache
His beard and clouds
Filled his life with great panache.
Will he ever be so brave
To grab a razor and shave?
Not by the hairs on his chinny chin chin!
He would rather be a man
And vape a bottle of Gin.
So,
Should you ever visit the Cape
And spot a big cloudy blanket
Covering Table Mountains shape
You can be sure,
Its the Gingerbeard man,
Hitting that vape!
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I know I probably should be upset losing to a girl in a beard competition, but in all honesty @Tanja 's entry was by far the most impressive!
@Jp1905 Don't give up hope Buddy! Bad facial hair is still miles ahead of no facial hair!
Thanks for the fun comp @Stroodlepuff !
@Jp1905 Don't give up hope Buddy! Bad facial hair is still miles ahead of no facial hair!
Thanks for the fun comp @Stroodlepuff !
I agree @Stosta,its all fun anyway!And @Tanja was super creative!
I wont give up,my wife loves the beard
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Haha! My wife won't let me shave mine either... I think it's because children love it, and other women are repulsed by it!I agree @Stosta,its all fun anyway!And @Tanja was super creative!
I wont give up,my wife loves the beard
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Haha! My wife won't let me shave mine either... I think it's because children love it, and other women are repulsed by it!
Agreed!
Hopefully I make up with my poetic skills!
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Oh man... I have some tough competition here! This is awesome @Jp1905!
I'm not the most creative person out there when it comes to writing... but I'll give it my best shot!
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Thank you!
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Ok... well here goes... after a long 4 days of my daughter swimming champs... I finally managed to come up with something...
So luscious and long
Platted and strong
It goes up to my chest,
it's simply the best!
I'm walking with confidence... like I'm on fire
Everywhere I go, people admire...
Or maybe they stare?
I just don't care!
I give it a brush, I give it a twirl
It just so happens, this beard is on a girl!
So luscious and long
Platted and strong
It goes up to my chest,
it's simply the best!
I'm walking with confidence... like I'm on fire
Everywhere I go, people admire...
Or maybe they stare?
I just don't care!
I give it a brush, I give it a twirl
It just so happens, this beard is on a girl!
For us,knowing what you look like,its a cool poem,for a random oke reading that poem,a bearded woman,might sound rough!
Best of luck to you too! Whoever wins,I hope there is Beard 00 in that package,best juice ever!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Since my daughter was the one that made my beard, she already called dibs on the socks and the armband...For us,knowing what you look like,its a cool poem,for a random oke reading that poem,a bearded woman,might sound rough!Best of luck to you too! Whoever wins,I hope there is Beard 00 in that package,best juice ever!
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To be honest, I have never tried any of the beard juices... so I am very excited to try them out!
2 days left guys! Loving the poetry so far, remember you have up to 3 submissions you can make to earn maximum points!
Eeeek the nerves!
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