WIN WIN WIN WITH VAPE KING AND GQV

[Sharrivz]

WANT TO WIN SOME AWESOME SWAG AND JUICES?

ENTER THE VAPE KING AND GQV RAP COMPETITION!

COME UP WITH A RAP MENTIONING THE FOUR NEW GQ VAPE FLAVOURS AS WELL AS VAPE KING AND STAND A CHANCE TO WIN! (ECIGSSA FORUM ENTRIES ONLY)

WE HAVE 7 SUPER AWESOME HAMPERS UP FOR GRABS CONTAINING, THE FULL RANGE OF THE NEW GQ LIQUIDS IN 3MG, A GQV T-SHIRT AND AN AWESOME GQV SNAPBACK!

NOW FOR THE RULES!
1 - YOU MAY ENTER A MAXIMUM OF 3 RAPS (BONUS POINTS IF YOU ACTUALLY RAP IT AND UPLOAD A VIDEO)

2 - ONLY ECIGSSA FORUM MEMBERS ARE ELIGIBLE FOR THE PRIZES

3 - BE CREATIVE AND HAVE SOME FUN.

4 - WINNERS WILL BE PICKED BASED ON VOTES - SO BE SURE TO LET PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THE COMPETITION SO THEY CAN READ (OR VIEW) YOUR RAPS/RHYMES,

5 - HOWEVER IF YOU ACTUALLY RECORD YOURSELF DOING YOUR RAP YOU WILL RECEIVE 2 BONUS POINTS (VOTES)

6 - COMPETITION ENDS 27-09-2016

GOOD LUCK AND REMEMBER YOU CAN PURCHASE THE LIQUIDS ONLINE IF YOU DON'T THINK THE COMPETITION IS FOR YOU!

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[Stosta]

**** yeah I got mad rap skillz!!!! Not actually but my mum says I'm the best!

Just to clarify the new flavours are:

The KLP
Venice Peach
West Coast Frappe
Kiwi Berry Dreamin'

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[Sharrivz]

**** yeah I got mad rap skillz!!!! Not actually but my mum says I'm the best!

Just to clarify the new flavours are:

The KLP
Venice Peach
West Coast Frappe
Kiwi Berry Dreamin'

?

Yip thats them

 

[Sharrivz]

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[brotiform]

**** yeah I got mad rap skillz!!!! Not actually but my mum says I'm the best!

Just to clarify the new flavours are:

The KLP
Venice Peach
West Coast Frappe
Kiwi Berry Dreamin'

?

Sweet I'm in

 

[Nicholas]

AWESOME, im definitely in, lol i need the juice the way i've been vaping

 

[Stosta]

Okay I got one, is this what you guys are looking for?

Straight out of Gauteng, comes an awesome compo from the great Vape King,
As @Stroodlepuff can see, I'm pretty desperate to try some of The KLP,
And if you hook me up with some Kiwi Berry Dreamin', you can be damned sure I'm gonna be on Bumpedy Bump screaming.
And if you're looking for a kick-ass coffee, I hear the West Coast Frappe has climbed to the top of that tree.
And last but not least, I'm hoping to taste some of that Venice Peach!

Hopefully I get better at this over the next two weeks

 

[brotiform]

The King is back
The king is back

Hear this thing
From the Vape King
You know they vending
DatGQV bling.

Ya'll know I rap the streets
This this comp is outta reach
My rhymes so sweet
Vaping dat venice peach.

The King is back.

GQV hail from Los Angeleez
Keep delivering dem KLPzzz
Dat so juice so fruity sweet
Tart and fresh yo
What a treat

The King is back.

@Gizmo wants a kick ass rap , so I gonna win that West Coast Frappe.
Banging coffee from the GQV
Won that sh*t and now it free

The king is back.

When I win this battle rap
Sporting dat slick new cap
my grille be beamin
Kiwi Berry dreamin'

The king is back.

Hear me king
Wat my rap shall be.
Now send me that prize from da GQV.

I Rap this in my new snap back
Ya'll know the king is BACK!

Holla.


P.S I dont listen to any rap
P.P.S i have a voice that should never be recorded.
P.P.P.S i look this shit on camera because of my face.

 

[RichJB]

KnΩsayin?


Watt is up, watts goin down
RichJB just hit da town
Sub-ohmin and drippin
Squonkin, Rip-Trippin
Testifyin n stinkie-free
Me n da crew of GQV

KnΩsayin?

First one up is KLP
Wild at heart n livin free
My boy’s from Cal, no southern hick
70:30 and three mil nic
Even to bros, he’s a lipsmacka
Key lime pie and Graham cracka

KnΩsayin?

West Coast Frappe is next in line
Chillin n hangin n vapin fine
This ain’t no junk, dealt in the hood
It’s gourmet coffee, nutty n good
With caramel, yo taste buds dance
Rounded off with ‘nilla from France

KnΩsayin?

Then me n da homes go down to da beach
To meet with da legend, Venice Peach
Fresh n frothy n sweet like honey
I ain’t no Tom Cruise, yo, show me da money
Our tats are goosebumpy, our grins gold-toothy
As we ogle this peach n strawberry smoothie

KnΩsayin?

Last but definitely not least
We have a chuckin n flavourful beast
This one will have yer tastebuds screamin
Say hello to Kiwi Berry Dreamin
Ice cream n berries is a winner, for sure
And the Kiwi don’t cheat like Richie McCaw

KnΩsayin?

That’s me n da crew, phunky n phat
Now you be askin, where we be at?
Come on down, Vape King’s da venue
Where hundreds of juices fill da menu
Dey’s called Vape King coz dey all look like royalz
Stroodle and Gizmo and Ollie fer coilz

KnΩsayin?

Dat’s my story, when all’s said n done
Vapin is healthy, vapin is fun
They say we is outcasts, that vapin don’t pay
Well we say FU to da EffinDA

KnΩsayin?

 

[brotiform]

@RichJB killed it

 

[RichJB]

Thanks @brotiform but I thought yours was much better and more authentic. I don't know cr@p about rap, I'm a 54yo skinny white guy, it's not really my area, lol. The closest I can get is a sort of lame "Weird Al Yankovic does rap" kinda thang.

I'm also not going to record mine. If I did, the Minister of Home Affairs would have to give another media conference, saying he'd welcome the homophobic American pastor - if America takes me in exchange.

That said, I do kinda like my KnΩsayin? thing. Maybe @Rude Rudi can gooi it on a T-shirt for vaping hip-hoppers.

 

[Rude Rudi]

Thanks @brotiform Maybe @Rude Rudi can gooi it on a T-shirt for vaping hip-hoppers.

Sounds like a plan!


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[Rude Rudi]

The GQV Rap
In the style of EMINEM, sing along now:

May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To take a vape (to take a vape)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my hand (come take my hand)
We'll walk through Los Angeles together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

His KLP are the, Venice peach, frappe are west coast and Kiwi berry be dreamin'
There's juice in his mod already, his brother's vape
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to take a vape,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

And I am, vaper
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, vaper
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

You better fill my tank
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to take a vape
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better fill my tank
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to take a vape
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back
Follow the trail to vaping glory as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through California
I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at Vape King now

And when I'm gone, just take a vape, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my KLP
Just know that I'm looking down on you vaping
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just fill my tank

And when he's gone, just take a vape, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his Venice peach
Just know that he's looking down on you filling
And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just fill my tank, always at Vape King


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[Sharrivz]

Absolutely loving the entries so far guys! Congrats to @brotiform for having the balls to do a video, you sir are awesome!

Keep those entries coming in!

 

[brotiform]

@Stroodlepuff , looks like you can just send the prize to me at this rate

 

[brotiform]

KLP to the GQV
Venice Peach from a West Coast Beach
West Coast Frappe making up my sick rap
Kiwi Berry Dreamin got me beaming
Vape to the King to the Stroodle dam puff.

Yolo vapeking

 

[brotiform]

@Gizmo @Ollie and @Stroodlepuff
Wick my coils and make em fluff
Vape king bring them prizes fo me.
Blinging goods from GQV

Building coils , ollie will teach
Make them good for venice peach

Stroodlepuff might think I'm whack
She knows I'm on that west coast frappe

Gizmo know he got us screaming ,
We all want kiwi berry dreaming

Vape king owns this , don't ya see
Fresh as f*ck like KLP

Haha just rhyming now to bump this

 

[hyphen]

Vaping on that KLP , milligram ? Three
Like a cat with a flea
Im out for blood like a leech
There's also Venice Peach
With these dope lines it's within my reach
Now don't make me preach or drop a King's speech
Filling up my tank faster than Bill Clinton got impeached
Whether you're a president or a Vape King
You'll be moving for these juices so fast you'll pull a hamstring
Wish I had so much juice that I could go snorkeling.
On the West Coast - Frappe
mediocre rhymes quickly turn - crappy
If I win these juices you'll make a grown man - happy.
Like a kid in sweet shop my smile will be beamin'
All I need now is to rhyme something with Kiwi Berry Dreamin'
These juices deserve more awards like Morgan Freeman .

*drops mic *

 

[brotiform]

Glad to see another entry , good going @hyphen

 

[RichJB]

Shizzle's gettin real, aaiiiiight. Cape Town crew's in da hood wit @hyphen.

 

[brotiform]

Cape Town
Vape Town

Think they can out rhyme me ,
Fools , ya'll forgot ya GQV.

Sitting pretty down at ya beach
Jhb is sweet as a venice peach
So dont ya preach
This game is outta ya reach

Rap game down in the WC crap
Ya'll need a lil west coast frappe
Thinking these rhymes my brain i rack
Better know I'm back in black

Sun filled skies and ocean gleamin
CT be kiwi berry dreamin
Ya forget Jhb is King
Don't even try step in the ring

My rap game out for ya'll to see
Fuelled and fired with KLP
Born and raised in the JHB
Prizes are mine , forget your plea.

He me rhyme and hear me sing
Win win win with the Vape King

 

[brotiform]

I really like competitions

 

[brotiform]

@sideshowruki , you live the thug lyf , get in here

 

[Clouds4Days]

Hahaha @brotiform
You make me laugh bud.
I think this is your favourite thread ever bud

 

[brotiform]

Hahaha @brotiform
You make me laugh bud.
I think this is your favourite thread ever bud

Haha I have a LOT of free time at the moment!!