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Puns and One-liners


Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.

Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM. I asked him what he was doing and he replied, “Just checking my balance.”
 
Unusual City Names - Michigan

- Redman
- Rust
- Slapneck
- Temperance
- Vulcan
 
Puns and One-liners

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the men have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”
 
LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS

A happy ant = Jubilant
An ant that is patient - tolerant
An ant that does not cooperate - recalcitrant
39. An ant that doesn't agree easily - reluctant
40.An ant that runs away from school unjustified -Truant
 
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