Ageing Vapers

I went to the dentist's in the 1950's (latter part) that gives me the right to be still scared of the Dentist.:eek: :eek: :eek:
:)
Dave
 
AGEING

1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.
2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud
3. I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.
4. My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
5. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it."
6. When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it’s like a mini-vacation.
7. The day the world runs out of is vape juice is just too terrible to think about.
8. Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
9. Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
10. "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I am there.
 
Violence is not the answer, but it makes you feel a hell-of-a-lot better :) (@Hooked should add that to HER list).
 
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@johan Hooked couldn't add it to "his" list unless a sex change operation is involved. :zlumi:

My sincere apologies for the 'his', I did not check your sex / gender before commenting ;) Ps: correction done on original post.
 
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My sincere apologies for the 'his', I did not check your sex / gender before commenting ;) Ps: correction done on original post.
That's the thing about social media platforms, it's so easy to assume there are only guys.

When I was an online gamer, so many guys thought I was male. It was so funny when one discovered it and I was much older than they expected - I earned the nickname Tannie.
 
That's the thing about social media platforms, it's so easy to assume there are only guys.

When I was an online gamer, so many guys thought I was male. It was so funny when one discovered it and I was much older than they expected - I earned the nickname Tannie.

Weereens sorry Tannie :)
 
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