And so it was writ...

[Hooked]

English words that have long been forgotten

Philogrobilized
Having a hangover but without admitting to actually drinking.

Perendinate
To put off until the day after tomorrow.

 

[ARYANTO]

 

[Grand Guru]

Where is this church?

 

[Grand Guru]

 

[Grand Guru]

 

[RoddieJ]

Puns and One-liners

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I couldn’t find the time.

What’s the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

Attire

 

[Raindance]

Attire

Ooooh! The force is strong with this one!

Regards

 

[Hooked]

 

[Hooked]

Old ads which wouldn't be allowed these days.

 

[Hooked]

 

[ARYANTO]

 

[Hooked]

 

[Grand Guru]

No thanks!

 

[DarthBranMuffin]

No thanks!

apparently it is to die for...

 

[Kuhlkatz]

No thanks!

Also not too sure what part(s) of the chicken the "Chicken Durm Sticks" are made up of.

 

[Grand Guru]

 

[Hooked]

 

[Hooked]

Puns and One-liners

Velcro is a big rip-off.

“I don’t have any flowers,” Tom said, lackadaisically.

 

[Intuthu Kagesi]

 

[Intuthu Kagesi]

 

[Drikusw]

 

[Grand Guru]

 

[Grand Guru]

 

[DavyH]

(In response to @Grand Guru)

Don't they really amount to the same thing?

It could also be 'Vogon for life'...

 

[Grand Guru]

Tastes like it, too.