And so it was writ...

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Why do your feet smell, but your nose runs?
Why is it called a building if its already built?
Why are they called apartments, if they're all connected?
 
English words that have long been forgotten

Shivviness
The uncomfortable feeling of wearing new underwear.

Cacoethes
The irresistible urge to do something inadvisable.
 
"I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter, “Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite”.
 
"I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter, “Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite”.

Did it come with s side of French fries?
 
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