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Puns and One-liners

I had a joke about vacuums, but it sucked.

I got a pair of gloves today, but they’re both lefts. On one hand it’s great, but on the other, it’s just not right.
 
Puns and One-liners

Apple is designing a new automatic car, but they’re having trouble installing Windows!

I was on the toilet, angry and late for work. I thought to myself, “I don’t have time for this sh*t.”
 
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