Puns and One-liners
I know a lot of jokes about cash machines, but I just can’t think of one atm.
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, then it struck me.
I know a lot of jokes about cash machines, but I just can’t think of one atm.
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, then it struck me.
A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains.
"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
“It hasn't affected my brothers though."
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains.
"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
“It hasn't affected my brothers though."
Lucky residents - they're getting new potholes!
Old ads which wouldn't be allowed nowadays ...
Parenting….
I'm moving to Wisconsin!
Unusual City Names
Hawaii
- Papa
Idaho
- Coffee Point
- Garfield
- Gayway Corner
- Slickpoo
Hawaii
- Papa
Idaho
- Coffee Point
- Garfield
- Gayway Corner
- Slickpoo
Beacon now catering for non-vegans....
Puns and One-liners
I wouldn’t let my children go to the orchestra. There’s too much sax and violins.
I’ve written a book about sandpaper. It’s a work of friction.
I wouldn’t let my children go to the orchestra. There’s too much sax and violins.
I’ve written a book about sandpaper. It’s a work of friction.
An electrical engineer, born in 1865, had this to say
Hmmm ... the infamous "Wizard of Schenectady" ... He was a bright boy, responsible for Steinmetz's Equation ... and for saying that Socialism required a powerful, centralized government of competent men, (which certainly excludes SA, and answers Malema's advocation of same
), and ... he should have stuck to his research in AC.
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