And so it was writ...

Puns and One-liners

Don’t join dangerous cults. Practise safe sects.
Borrow money from pessimists. They don’t expect it back.
 
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Spotted in Melkbos, near Ou Skip. In Xhosa it reads: “Dogs (not on the leash) are allowed to run freely between 9am and 5am” – Judith Noxolo Ncapayi‎ translated the Xhosa
 
Slip of the Tongue...

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator –
"This is really a lovely horse I once rode her mother"...
 
IOL
''Police in Mpumalanga are investigating after one people was brutally murdered, and three others were injured ''
 
Unusual City Names - Mississippi

- Askew
- Battles
- Big Point
- Bloody Springs
- Bonus
 
Puns and One-liners

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you needed it.

The problem with the genepool is that there is no lifeguard.
 
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