And so it was writ...

"Currently the quickest way to get to Australia from Cape Town is to travel to Johannesburg and land in Perth after taking off from OR Tambo ...."

Not the best sentence formation lol. I read it as ""Currently the quickest way to get to Australia from Cape Town is to travel to Johannesburg and land in Perth" before I continued reading and I thought Yep, that sounds like me - no sense of direction.

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