"Here are some classic gems from The British civil service annual confidential reports of its officers over the years which have been declassified (published by the Guardian news paper in U.K. )
1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
2. He is a very quiet officer. He opens his mouth, only to change whichever
foot was previously in there.
3. He is technically sound, but socially impossible.
4. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has now started to
dig.
5. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them.
6. The officer is tall and that is all !
7. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
satisfaction.
8. He has wisdom of the youth and energy of old age.
9. This officer should go far; and the sooner the better.
10. This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
And the final :
A very pushy person - even pushes the door marked 'Pull' !!!! "