We mourn the loss of the following businesses:
A mining company has gone under.
A manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation.
A dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers.
An origami book company has folded.
An aerial installation company has called in the receivers.
A key company has gone into lockdown.
A watchsmith has wound down and called it time.
An Iceland store has had its assets frozen.
A shoe factory has been soled and employees given the boot.
The Heinz factory has been canned as they couldn't ketchup with orders.
The tarmac company has reached the end of the road.
The bread company has run out of dough.
The laundrette has been taken to the cleaners.
The dry cleaners and ironing service has run out of steam.
And finally the AA recovery service are on their way to a breakdown.
Tyre company gone flat.
Swimming club in deep waters !
A mining company has gone under.
A manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation.
A dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers.
An origami book company has folded.
An aerial installation company has called in the receivers.
A key company has gone into lockdown.
A watchsmith has wound down and called it time.
An Iceland store has had its assets frozen.
A shoe factory has been soled and employees given the boot.
The Heinz factory has been canned as they couldn't ketchup with orders.
The tarmac company has reached the end of the road.
The bread company has run out of dough.
The laundrette has been taken to the cleaners.
The dry cleaners and ironing service has run out of steam.
And finally the AA recovery service are on their way to a breakdown.
Tyre company gone flat.
Swimming club in deep waters !
Takealot has a coffin for sale
https://www.capetownetc.com/entertainment/takealot-has-a-coffin-for-sale
"The delivery on the coffin is free, but the online store warns potential buyers that it is a non-returnable purchase."
Also note where this article was posted - Cape Town etc./Entertainment ! But apparently it's not a hoax - read the responses in the above article.
https://www.capetownetc.com/entertainment/takealot-has-a-coffin-for-sale
"The delivery on the coffin is free, but the online store warns potential buyers that it is a non-returnable purchase."
Also note where this article was posted - Cape Town etc./Entertainment ! But apparently it's not a hoax - read the responses in the above article.
What's a seman?
Did you know ...
In 2014, the Oxford English Dictionary christened "vape" the Word of the Year.
https://edition.cnn.com/2014/11/18/living/oxford-word-of-the-year-vape
In 2014, the Oxford English Dictionary christened "vape" the Word of the Year.
https://edition.cnn.com/2014/11/18/living/oxford-word-of-the-year-vape
Just asked my wife for a divorce
She said
NO, why must you be happy.
She said
NO, why must you be happy.
Salon in Australia
I laughed way too hard at this
The awkward thing is you can buy it on credit.
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