I bloody hope not
He should have conserved his energy.
https://www.all4women.co.za/2224074/celebs/royals/prince-harrys-new-title-is-nsfw-in-japan
22 April 2021
"Prince Harry’s new job title is the Japanese slang for penis.
The 36-year-old royal has been named Chief Impact Officer – or CHIMPO – at an American start up company, BetterUp Inc., which offers online coaching to companies and individuals to support mental health and wellness, but the new name has caused a few laughs over in Japan, where the acronym translates into slang used to describe a part of the male anatomy...
According to Japanese news site Sora News 24, one person wrote online: “Imagine if he came to Japan and introduced himself as a ‘chimpo’ to officials? I’d love to see their faces!” ... "
22 April 2021
"Prince Harry’s new job title is the Japanese slang for penis.
The 36-year-old royal has been named Chief Impact Officer – or CHIMPO – at an American start up company, BetterUp Inc., which offers online coaching to companies and individuals to support mental health and wellness, but the new name has caused a few laughs over in Japan, where the acronym translates into slang used to describe a part of the male anatomy...
According to Japanese news site Sora News 24, one person wrote online: “Imagine if he came to Japan and introduced himself as a ‘chimpo’ to officials? I’d love to see their faces!” ... "
Always knew the Royals were a bunch of dicks
A 14 Carrot diamond
Strange Place Names:
Hat Head (Australia)
Condom (France)
Crackpot (England)
Hell (Norway)
Sexmoan (Philippines)
Sexi (Peru)
Dum Dum (India)
Vagina (Russia)
Twatt (United Kingdom)
Tittybong (Australia)
Hat Head (Australia)
Condom (France)
Crackpot (England)
Hell (Norway)
Sexmoan (Philippines)
Sexi (Peru)
Dum Dum (India)
Vagina (Russia)
Twatt (United Kingdom)
Tittybong (Australia)
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Wow! They must need information really badly!!
Wow! They must need information really badly!!
Obviously. If they're memorable they wouldn't be forgotten, would they?
English words that have long been forgotten...
Philogrobilized
Having a hangover but without admitting to actually drinking.
Grufeling
To lie wrapped up and in a comfortable manner.
Uhtceare
Lying awake and worrying about the day ahead.
Kakistocracy
Goverment by the least qualified or worst people.
Perendinate
To put off until the day after tomorrow.
Philogrobilized
Having a hangover but without admitting to actually drinking.
Grufeling
To lie wrapped up and in a comfortable manner.
Uhtceare
Lying awake and worrying about the day ahead.
Kakistocracy
Goverment by the least qualified or worst people.
Perendinate
To put off until the day after tomorrow.
Every one of those words applied to me on Sunday and Monday after spending my birthday at a brewery.
I think the guy on the right didDid JZ write that one out?
The following excerpts are actual answers given on history tests and in Sunday School quizzes by children between 5th and 6th grade in Ohio. They were collected by two teachers over a period of three years. Read carefully for grammar, misplaced modifiers, and, of course, spelling.
- Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Since then no one ever found it.
- Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies who all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
- Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandos. He died before he ever reached Canada but the commandos made it.
Puns and One-liners
- I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
- A good pun is its own reword.
- The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
- How good are you at Powerpoint? Because I excel at it.
- My math teacher called me average. How mean!
Which one? Un-Trump?
Not very ingenious, was it?
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