And so it was writ...

[Hooked]

Puns and One-liners

Odourless chemicals just don’t make scents.
I used to be an electrician, but the pay was shocking.
Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

 

[Intuthu Kagesi]

 

[Hooked]

Did the judge use the same knife?

 

[Hooked]

 

[Hooked]

Lost in Translation

When KFC arrived in China during the 80s, its motto "finger lickin' good" didn't exactly go down well with the locals.
The motto's translation in Mandarin was "eat your fingers off".

But it didn't harm the company too much. KFC is one of the largest fast food chains in the country.

 

[Grand Guru]

 

[Hooked]

 

[Hooked]

In response to an invitation for a rather unusual REUNION of all time greats:

Ampere was worried he wasn't current enough though alternately none were.

Edison thought it would be illuminating.

 

[Hooked]

 

[Hooked]

 

[Hooked]

 

[DavyH]

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My BIL's name is CLINT. It's illegal to use anything other than capital letters...

 

[Grand Guru]

 

[Hooked]

 

[Hooked]

Puns and One-liners

I used to hate facial hair, but it’s been growing on me lately.
Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

 

[Drikusw]

 

[Hooked]

 

[DavyH]

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Or youse lettabocks.

 

[Hooked]

 

[Hooked]

QUESTION
How far can you walk into the woods?

ANSWER
Half way. After that you are walking out of the woods.

 

[Grand Guru]

 

[Hooked]

 

[Hooked]

In response to an invitation for a rather unusual REUNION of all time greats:

Einstein said it would be relatively easy to attend.
Archimedes was buoyant at the thought.

 

[Hooked]

 

[Grand Guru]