In response to an invitation for a rather unusual REUNION of all time greats:
Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.
Aryabhatta said there were zero chances of him showing up.
Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.
Aryabhatta said there were zero chances of him showing up.
Puns and One-liners
My parents came out as antivaxxers. Their choices make me sick.
I googled “how to start a fire” and got 869,000 matches.
My parents came out as antivaxxers. Their choices make me sick.
I googled “how to start a fire” and got 869,000 matches.
Copied from someone's FB post:
"I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to you, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2022 but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that my country is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Best Regards (without prejudice)
"I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to you, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2022 but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that my country is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Best Regards (without prejudice)
The most respect traffic sign in the World
Frame a pair of underpants moment!
Instructions on how to put on underwear
Something poetic about this I like a lot
Agree, this is probably what Shakespeare on ye olde white pipe would have sounded like.
Regards
Not sure that it was a white pipe, however, it has long been supposed that Shakespeares creativity was "supplemented" with Weed, Cocaine and Nutmeg of all substances;
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2001/mar/02/classics.shakespeare
QUESTION
How many birth days does the average person have?
ANSWER
Just one, all the rest are anniversaries of their date of birth.
How many birth days does the average person have?
ANSWER
Just one, all the rest are anniversaries of their date of birth.
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