Confucius say....

[SparkySA]

I will start this off...

 

[Raindance]

Confucius say...
Secretary nailed on office desk, not nesceserally part of office furniture.

Regards

 

[M.Adhir]

Confucius say man who fish in other man's well will soon catch crabs

 

[M.Adhir]

confucious say man who jerk off into cash register will soon come into money.

 

[ShamZ]

... man who run behind car get exhausted.

And man who run in front of car get tired

 

[Jean claude Vaaldamme]

Confucius say
Man who choose red pill, wife's get cold