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I don't even know what that means, but flip that is so funny, very, very clever Mr. Fisher!

I am surprised my charitable acts of giving stray cats cholestrol problems didn't result in a finding in my favour.

Guess @Stroodlepuff and I are going to vape tronk

Lol my surprise juice and nice labelling of his vape mail didnt seem to get me off the hook either! Was good fun guys! Loving all the new duckatars

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So I go off for an hour and get back to all this!!! This is absolutely excellent hahahaha!!! Loving it :D

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I am surprised my charitable acts of giving stray cats cholestrol problems didn't result in a finding in my favour.

I have to say that that one line nearly saved you but the severity of the charges are such that it's a jury decision and one of the people on the jury doesn't even like cats... had I know that in the first place they would not have been invited to serve!

Stroods has even better arguments for leniency in that she was very clever in labelling my vape mail today and also included a surprise bottle of cheescake liquid.

But of course we digress and it's very clear that one @devdev and one @Stroodlepuff are as guilty as sin of all the charges of inciting a duck riot. And despite all the mitigating circumstances and kind gestures the court has no option but to pass a severe sentence as a warning to others who may be tempted to incite such an uprising again... it is the finding of this court that both are guilty without any reasonable doubt and the sentences are as follows!

Fining the Stroods in the conventional way just won't work for obvious reasons... so her sentence is to find something in her arsenal there and donate it to the PIF stocking.... @TylerD will take care of that...

??And the sentence for @devdev is an elephant!

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I do hope this is a lesson to all... when Rob goes out or to eat his supper there must be behaviour beholden to gentlemen and ladies and not hooligans!

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The boss has spoken ;)

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What!?!? I was sanctioned by a non-cat loving person?!? What sort of a kangaroo court is this?

I appeal to the Fines Master to dismiss such a person from the committee, and treat contributions they may make with the utter contempt that they so rightly deserve
 
What!?!? I was sanctioned by a non-cat loving person?!? What sort of a kangaroo court is this?

I appeal to the Fines Master to dismiss such a person from the committee, and treat contributions they may make with the utter contempt that they so rightly deserve
Fully agree with you dude hahaha :D

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I concur :D let me put it to you that is disgraceful :) I have a 20kg plus cat lying in his bed and snoring away... Oh wait no he's just a big cat stuck in a pittie's body hahaha :D

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I concur :D let me put it to you that is disgraceful :) I have a 20kg plus cat lying in his bed and snoring away... Oh wait no he's just a big cat stuck in a pittie's body hahaha :D

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I have 4 of them... and ones pregnant... @devdev you can take a kitten instead :p
 
I agree - I love cats, even that little terror of yours at the VK headquarters @Stroodlepuff

I have paid my fine My lady, (dis)honurable swinemaster @Rob Fisher - and I paid a little extra to get me off the hook for what I just said in this sentence.

BTW I don't buy stray cats McNuggets, but there is a herd of strays that live at the gym and I help the owner with some cat food now and again. We are going to get a cat trap and take them to the SPCA to be spayed, and then they can come back to the gym and be happy non-reproducing kattehs
 
This is awesome, vaping geniuses, kind heated people and animal lovers aswell!!!! Best forum EVER!!!! I LOVE THIS PLACE, it's home :)

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BTW I don't buy stray cats McNuggets, but there is a herd of strays that live at the gym and I help the owner with some cat food now and again. We are going to get a cat trap and take them to the SPCA to be spayed, and then they can come back to the gym and be happy non-reproducing kattehs

Thats Awesome Dev!!!
 
Ain't that a fact lol

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What!?!? I was sanctioned by a non-cat loving person?!? What sort of a kangaroo court is this?

I appeal to the Fines Master to dismiss such a person from the committee, and treat contributions they may make with the utter contempt that they so rightly deserve

Oh big time... the non cat lover has been booted off the jury and been replaced by non other than my Baby Choo!

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Awwww shes not in a box...I will catch her tomorrow though

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A photo I took of her a couple of months ago:

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I agree - I love cats, even that little terror of yours at the VK headquarters @Stroodlepuff

I have paid my fine My lady, (dis)honurable swinemaster @Rob Fisher - and I paid a little extra to get me off the hook for what I just said in this sentence.

BTW I don't buy stray cats McNuggets, but there is a herd of strays that live at the gym and I help the owner with some cat food now and again. We are going to get a cat trap and take them to the SPCA to be spayed, and then they can come back to the gym and be happy non-reproducing kattehs

You are a good man @devdev ! And you now have a credit you can use at anytime due to the excess you donated today!
 
Ahh shucks guys. You're gonna make me blush @Metal Liz @Stroodlepuff. I need to balance my karma, so being nice to animals makes me feel better

@Rob Fisher Baby Choo has amazing markings and the coolest eyes. What sort of breed is it? And @Stroodlepuff that katteh never comes to greet me when I visit. Instead I get stinky-katteh strutting around like a tart
 
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