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It's funny cause it's true
**STUD ROOSTER**
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, *
*
'OK old fogey,** time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
And I am taking over.'
The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive
domain
over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.' *
*
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
rooster
takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse
and
the young rooster has closed the gap. *
*
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The
farmer,
meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
When he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squalking
And running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and
says, *
*'Dammit.....
Third gay rooster I bought this month.' *
*Moral of this* *
Story? ... *
*Don't mess with the OLD FOGEYS -
Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery *
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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, *
*
'OK old fogey,** time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
And I am taking over.'
The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive
domain
over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.' *
*
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
rooster
takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse
and
the young rooster has closed the gap. *
*
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The
farmer,
meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
When he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squalking
And running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and
says, *
*'Dammit.....
Third gay rooster I bought this month.' *
*Moral of this* *
Story? ... *
*Don't mess with the OLD FOGEYS -
Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery *
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Start with the couriers Rob, they cause much annoyance for us all
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