Deal with this every day.
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- Thread starter Sharrivz
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Hahaha excellent !!!
"Richard Parker, you have to eat or you will die"- love that movie.
Same! Its absolutely incredible!
I would need a clean pair of pants.
saw that last night I would have a heart attack!
I would have been num with fear
i still think the girl in the elevator is the best one ever , cos if i saw her , like that , in a closed steel box elevator , i would make my own exit and use it ..
Hahaha tiepies mansmens 
This one needs an Oscar!
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