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Two friends are fishing near a bridge. Suddenly a hearse and two funeral cars pass over the bridge and one of the men stands up, takes off his cap and bows his head. When the cars have gone he puts his cap back on, sits back down and carries on fishing. His mate turns to him and says: 'Dave, that's one of the nicest, most respectful things I've ever seen.'. Dave replies: 'Well, we were married for nearly 20 years.'
My mom reckons that is actually very true. Fishing runs deep in my family, would most likely happen.
 
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her,
respect her,
honour her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.


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best bout for winter is the binne bout :D
 
How times have changed; some for the better and some for the worse :)

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Goeie oggend @johan
Dankie vir jou Saterdag Giggles ;-)
 
Sorry oom, i got it all wrong
 
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