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- Thread starter Sharrivz
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Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, now when I pee I clean the toilet.
Back in the day the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled "last call"
I think it is great that people are finally starting to drink water, wipe their ass and wash their hands.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
To the people who bought 20 bottles of soap leaving none of the shelves for others, you do realise that to stop getting Coronavirus, you need other people washing their hands too.
Chuck Norris has been exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for a month.
Chinese doctors have confirmed the name of the first person to contract Coronavirus. His name is Ah-Chu.
Having trouble staying at home? Shave your eyebrows off.
Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!
Just in case 
It's called recycling
DIY classes open next week
New definition of does the carpet match the drapes!
Don't spread misinformation, I've read somewhere it was only 2 weeks.
Here, found it:
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