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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
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Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
.
Not to mention the R200 broom
That is exactly how my MIL went. Still very sad though. I mean, a brand new Iphone11, ruined I tell you, ruined!
Regards
Was a mop actually. She needed the extra horse power....Not to mention the R200 broom
Regards.
A gent in Zimbabwe (Ron Williams) painted this mural on his wall after being laid off due to Corona cutbacks. Since he painted the mural on his wall he has been contracted to paint 7 murals on someone else's walls. Love the picture as he is a fellow vaper. Not really a giggle, but I enjoyed the picture.
Found this warning on E-Liquid Forum "I thought I could taste ws-23 alone. Boy I was fooled. It’s like eating a block of ice. My jaw bones where aching and hurt to inhale air. My face is on fire as if it I had muscle rub on it." A good warning for mixers I guess.
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