Giggles
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Little Johnny came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the front yard.
Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.
When his Dad came home Johnny said, “Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air ... Why are his legs sticking in the air?”
His father thinking quickly said, “Son, that’s so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven.”
“Gee Dad that’s great,” said Little Johnny.
A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, “Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!”
“What do you mean?” said Dad.
“Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, “Jesus I’m coming, I’m coming”
If it hadn’t of been for Uncle George holding her down we’d have lost her for sure!”
Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.
When his Dad came home Johnny said, “Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air ... Why are his legs sticking in the air?”
His father thinking quickly said, “Son, that’s so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven.”
“Gee Dad that’s great,” said Little Johnny.
A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, “Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!”
“What do you mean?” said Dad.
“Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, “Jesus I’m coming, I’m coming”
If it hadn’t of been for Uncle George holding her down we’d have lost her for sure!”
Ever tried to catch a fly with them?
Someone been watching Karate Kid re-runs methinks
Guilty (thanks to "Cobra Kai").
Did you check what Jackie Chan did in the new karate kid. First fly squatter then chopsticks
then he wipes lightly and continue eating
If anyone missed it:Did you check what Jackie Chan did in the new karate kid. First fly squatter then chopsticks
Then they sit and make decisions about people's lives.
I'm game....though I'm not sure about the running...
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