Giggles
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Obviously my dear Spungebob, in case you run over your dog with the lawnmower.I only have one question...... WHY would anyone want to do that?
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Regards
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Ummm maybe you will find the answer to your one question on Amazon42 people took the time to review the
What is the world coming to 
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Must be blonde today? Still don't get it?
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Your response reminds me of my own response to one of my fathers jokes many years back;
A guy goes into a pub, sits down next to a stranger and says; "Have you heard the latest Van Der Merwe joke?"
The stranger replies; "I am Van Der Merwe"
My father then proceeded to roll on the floor laughing
, as in WTF?So may years passed, (like 50 of them), and, as this "joke" clearly hadn't been ratified in my mind, I relayed the joke back to my father expecting an explanation, only to have him roll on the floor in fits of laughter once again ... and ... still no explanation
The woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.”
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?”
“It was Bob the next door neighbour,” she replies.
“Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.”
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?”
“It was Bob the next door neighbour,” she replies.
“Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
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Ummm maybe you will find the answer to your one question on Amazon
For those that didn't want to do the rating it was all just a pain in the behind...
This is so true.
