I know nothing about golf, but that sounds funny....
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I know nothing about golf, but that sounds funny....
I believe any of these could be willingly achieved
PAR:
Refers to the number of strokes a golfer is expected to need to complete the play of one hole on a golf course. Every hole on a golf course is rated as either a par-3, a par-4, or a par-5 (par-6 holes also exist, but they are rare).
BIRDIE:
A score of one under par on a hole.
EAGLE:
A score of two under par.
DOUBLE EAGLE
A score of three under par (very rare).
BOGEY:
A score of one over par.
DOUBLE BOGEY:
A score of two over par.
TRIPLE BOGEY:
A score of three over par.
ACE:
A hole-in-one. Hitting your ball(s) into the hole in one stroke.
HANDICAP:
A system used to rate the average number of strokes above par a player scores in one round of golf.
As to the "gameplay";
FORE!:
A warning shouted when your ball(s) are heading toward a person.
PUTT:
Any shot taken by a putter when you are on the green.
DRIVE:
Used to describe a golfer’s first stroke from the tee box on every hole.
APPROACH
The shot taken by a player from the fairway to the green.
BANK SHOT:
A shot where a steep slope is used to manipulate the direction or speed of the ball.
OVER CLUBBING:
Using a club that will hit the ball(s) farther than necessary.
AWAY:
Refers to the ball that lies farthest from the cup when two or more golfers are playing. The player farthest away typically hits first.
BEST BALL:
A format of play typically used in tournaments, in which the team score for each hole is the “best score” of at least one of the players in a foursome.
THE TURN:
The halfway point in a round of golf.
EXPLOSION SHOT:
A technique used by a golfer to hit the ball out of a sand trap.
DUFF:
A bad shot.
MULLIGAN:
In casual play only, a “do-over” shot made to replace a poorly hit shot, taken without counting the stroke toward the score.
HACKER:
A slang term referring to a person who is not very good at "golf".
Then to the erm ... "course" herself;
FAIRWAY:
A long stretch involving a neatly maintained grass which runs between the green and the tee box.
ROUGH:
The taller grass that borders the fairway.
GREEN:
The smooth grassy area at the end of a fairway especially prepared for putting and positioning the hole
HAZARD:
Anything on a golf course that is designed to be hazardous to one’s score.
BUNKER:
A concave area containing sand or the like, considered a hazard.
BEACH:
Slang term for a sand bunker.
CASUAL WATER:
An accumulation of water on the golf course that is not part of a water hazard. Generally, you encounter casual water after heavy rains. The player is allowed to move his ball(s) without penalty.
O yes please
... I still like to get my hands on em' ... and I guess the Walkman is also pretty kewl 
EISH...
True story that....
Personally for me, i wanted the vagina
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3 minutes later.... still no forest
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