Giggles
- Thread starter Sharrivz
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heh!
God we have all been here
sent from a Reo & MVP happy cloud
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a poster on a wall which reads:
"Contest to find the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I'm going to enter!" says Snow White.
After half an hour she comes back and they ask her,
"Well, how'd you do?”
"First place!" says a beaming Snow White.
They continue walking and they see another poster:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering!" says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First place!" answers Superman confidently. "Did you ever doubt it?"
They continue walking when they see a third poster:
"Contest to find the greatest liar in the world!"
Pinocchio says "This one is mine!"
Half an hour later he’s back – but crying like a baby!
"What on earth happened?" they ask him.
“Who is Jacob Zuma?!” asks the devastated Pinocchio.
As they walk, they come across a poster on a wall which reads:
"Contest to find the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I'm going to enter!" says Snow White.
After half an hour she comes back and they ask her,
"Well, how'd you do?”
"First place!" says a beaming Snow White.
They continue walking and they see another poster:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering!" says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First place!" answers Superman confidently. "Did you ever doubt it?"
They continue walking when they see a third poster:
"Contest to find the greatest liar in the world!"
Pinocchio says "This one is mine!"
Half an hour later he’s back – but crying like a baby!
"What on earth happened?" they ask him.
“Who is Jacob Zuma?!” asks the devastated Pinocchio.
How to handle crime reports:
One night last week I was going to bed when my wife pointed out that I'd
left the light on in the garden shed.
As I looked out of the window I noticed that there were several people in
the shed, stealing our belongings. I immediately phoned the Police who
told me that there was nobody in that vicinity and that they'd send
somebody over as soon as they were available.
I said Fine then hung up. A minute later I rang back and said "Hi, I just
called a minute ago regarding a burglary taking place in my shed.
Well, I thought I'd let you know that there is no need to worry because
I've just shot them all."
Three minutes later a dozen police vehicles and armed response personel
were on my premises and naturally they caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said - "Hey, I thought you said you'd shot them all?"
I responded - "I thought you said nobody was available!"
One night last week I was going to bed when my wife pointed out that I'd
left the light on in the garden shed.
As I looked out of the window I noticed that there were several people in
the shed, stealing our belongings. I immediately phoned the Police who
told me that there was nobody in that vicinity and that they'd send
somebody over as soon as they were available.
I said Fine then hung up. A minute later I rang back and said "Hi, I just
called a minute ago regarding a burglary taking place in my shed.
Well, I thought I'd let you know that there is no need to worry because
I've just shot them all."
Three minutes later a dozen police vehicles and armed response personel
were on my premises and naturally they caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said - "Hey, I thought you said you'd shot them all?"
I responded - "I thought you said nobody was available!"
I'll just leave this here:
Aint that a FACT LOL
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