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Does anybody know if we missed this?
I've RSVP'd alreadyDoes anybody know if we missed this?
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S.A. Reservists
SOUTH AFRICA FORCED TO CALL UP ITS RESERVISTS!!!
The world is in turmoil. Fighting is taking place in many countries - in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Congo, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Sudan, Somalia, C.A.R, Nigeria, Ukraine, Mali and Gaza, amongst others.
Due to the increase in tension in the Congo, South Africa has now been forced to call up its reservists.
I think his name is Cpl.Bob E Jaan
Also, I finally understand this is gorilla warfare.
SOUTH AFRICA FORCED TO CALL UP ITS RESERVISTS!!!
The world is in turmoil. Fighting is taking place in many countries - in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Congo, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Sudan, Somalia, C.A.R, Nigeria, Ukraine, Mali and Gaza, amongst others.
Due to the increase in tension in the Congo, South Africa has now been forced to call up its reservists.
I think his name is Cpl.Bob E Jaan
Also, I finally understand this is gorilla warfare.
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THE GLOBAL RECESSION
The recession has hit everybody really hard.
My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The Guptas laid off 25 Parliamentarians
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Sandton fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of South Africans was caught sneaking into Zimbabwe.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
The recession has hit everybody really hard.
My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The Guptas laid off 25 Parliamentarians
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Sandton fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of South Africans was caught sneaking into Zimbabwe.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
The Bear Hunter
A hunter goes to a forest. He sees a bear and fires at it, but misses. The bear is nowhere to be seen. Suddenly the bear taps him on his shoulder and says, "You tried to kill me, either I'll kill you or pull down your trousers and let me have sex with you". The man chose life.
He goes home embarrassed and a bit sore, buys a bigger gun and goes back to hunt the bear.
He sees it at a distance, fires, misses, the bear disappears in the thick bush only to pop up behind him a little later. The bear recognizes the hunter and says, "You know the choices."
The hunter, next time brings a bazooka to get over his humiliation. He finds the bear, fires and falls back due to recoil. The smoke clears and the bear is standing over him, rubbing it's chin.
"You don't come here for hunting, do you?”
A hunter goes to a forest. He sees a bear and fires at it, but misses. The bear is nowhere to be seen. Suddenly the bear taps him on his shoulder and says, "You tried to kill me, either I'll kill you or pull down your trousers and let me have sex with you". The man chose life.
He goes home embarrassed and a bit sore, buys a bigger gun and goes back to hunt the bear.
He sees it at a distance, fires, misses, the bear disappears in the thick bush only to pop up behind him a little later. The bear recognizes the hunter and says, "You know the choices."
The hunter, next time brings a bazooka to get over his humiliation. He finds the bear, fires and falls back due to recoil. The smoke clears and the bear is standing over him, rubbing it's chin.
"You don't come here for hunting, do you?”
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Being 1,9m tall I can relate
Heheheheh. Hate it wen guys do that. Don't even get me started wen they come and stand next to you.
