After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to meet some friends and have some hot Wings and an ice tea. After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators". I'm old, I'm tired, and I have to pee a lot.
Governments at work
THE PHOTOGRAPHER WHO SNAPPED THIS PHOTO AT THE RECENT CLIMATE CHANGE CONFERENCE
IN PARIS SHOULD BE GIVEN AN AWARD FOR THE FUNNIEST PHOTO OF THE YEAR!