Lockdown diaries - COVID-19 matters!

[ARYANTO]

FEEL GOOD NEWS:
UK Minecraft players raised almost R2 million to help feed South Africans.
https://www.businessinsider.co.za/minecraft-charity-in-sa-2020-5

 

[Hooked]

Regarding the alcohol and tobacco ban: from Fair Trade Independent Tobacco Association (Fita)

Fita
May 15 at 8:40 AM ·
Worth a read. Read from Page 9 of this link.

CLIFFEDEKKERHOFMEYR.COM

www.cliffedekkerhofmeyr.com

 

[ARYANTO]

Normally stats become available between 21:00 and 21:30 , it's 22:00 and still no updates ?

 

[M.Adhir]

Normally stats become available between 21:00 and 21:30 , it's 22:00 and still no updates ?

286 deaths
16433 cases
7298 recoveries

Source - Twitter DoH feed/ health ministers feed

 

[Resistance]

Zoinks I've worked from home through most of lockdown and am still broke. And that's before paying the light account. Go figure lol

My better half is going through the simillar experience, working online for the company every day and she hasn't received anything yet.

So it's a rain check type of thing?
Hopefully it will work out soon.

 

[Resistance]

Pull in

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Delivery of essential items is allow bro.

 

[Resistance]

I badly need a haircut. I am not shaving because my hair is too long. Not shaving is making my face itchy.
I am worried if I shave and still have long hair, i will look gay .

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That depends on the pants

 

[Resistance]

DON'T SMOKE TEA...

https://www.businessinsider.co.za/s...os-but-a-lung-expert-wont-recommend-it-2020-5

Yes don't smoke tea. We dont need them to add it as a tobacco product please.

 

[alex1501]

So it's a rain check type of thing?
Hopefully it will work out soon.

She is being hopeful, I think it's "it will never rain" type thing and she should change the employer. Time will tell.

 

[alex1501]

GO AWAY -first @Hooked is bragging with her samoosas that she received and now you have to come and disturb my equilibrium , Just finished my Debonairs Something meaty and now I'm hungry all over again .

High time for the "Gun Kata".

 

[Gringo]

Normally I'm bankrupt when I return from holiday. This time I started and ended the same

Hahaha... as for being bankrupt, im always bankrupt * fanks to vaping *... as for holiday, i need one desperately. Working from home... damn im working my behind off !!! Its like every one expects stuff to be done yesterday, because you mos sitting and doing nothing. Im living for weekends lately. O ja and dont forget the garden it also wants its pound of flesh...

 

[alex1501]

I badly need a haircut. I am not shaving because my hair is too long. Not shaving is making my face itchy.
I am worried if I shave and still have long hair, i will look gay .

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https://clicks.co.za/wahl_smooth-cut-pro-hair-clipper/p/320551

Works like a charm.

 

[Jean claude Vaaldamme]

I also have not worked for 2 months, and I dont get paid if I dont work. Luckily I made some good money from stuff one may not mention on the interwebs.
As for working from home, yes I am actually tired, you still have to pay school fees but the schools just send you all the work and you have to do it with the kids. As my wife actually do her work from home Im sitting 5 hours a day helping the kids with school work without pay and the half day working teachers get full pay for doing nothing

 

[Resistance]

I also have not worked for 2 months, and I dont get paid if I dont work. Luckily I made some good money from stuff one may not mention on the interwebs.
As for working from home, yes I am actually tired, you still have to pay school fees but the schools just send you all the work and you have to do it with the kids. As my wife actually do her work from home Im sitting 5 hours a day helping the kids with school work without pay and the half day working teachers get full pay for doing nothing

Send me the link to that porn site maybe I can make a few bucks too.

 

[Resistance]

https://clicks.co.za/wahl_smooth-cut-pro-hair-clipper/p/320551
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Works like a charm.

Very good investment.
Once you know how to DIY it becomes basic.

 

[ARYANTO]

DAY ....mmm ...YES! 53 and counting - 06:00
Played a marathon battle on Age of Empires , first time I've played for 10 hours and 33 mins ! Without stopping for snacks or Coke , now I'm too hyped up to go to bed .
Checkers Hyper in Meadowdale is closed , some staff got the virus and got sick. Now that's my all in one store , if they don't have it , it's not available . Pity , Girl 2 from my cottage works there but in Admin , she's been working from home since the start .
There is no agenda today , waiting for my quote for the renovations , hope it's not too scary. The guy sneaked in yesterday afternoon to come and measure and clear some points with us .
Let's see how the day goes .

 

[ARYANTO]

I badly need a haircut. I am not shaving because my hair is too long. Not shaving is making my face itchy.
I am worried if I shave and still have long hair, i will look gay .

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couldn't resist ...
''isn't half the people in Cape Town gay anyway''

 

[M.Adhir]

I badly need a haircut. I am not shaving because my hair is too long. Not shaving is making my face itchy.
I am worried if I shave and still have long hair, i will look gay .

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Wahl haircut machine bro.
I used to spend like 400 bucks a month on haircuts.
Invested in a R500 haircut machine (better quality/ stronger motor) than the budget ones (which are an option as well - they start from like 150 bucks).
I think i've paid a salon/ barber like 4 times in the past 7 or 8 years since then.
You could go a a single length all round (easy stuff), or one of the below if you have someone to help out.

 

[RayDeny]

Going through some drawers and definitely think I have a problem with these stupid pod devices.

 

[ARYANTO]

Wahl haircut machine bro.
I used to spend like 400 bucks a month on haircuts.
Invested in a R500 haircut machine (better quality/ stronger motor) than the budget ones (which are an option as well - they start from like 150 bucks).
I think i've paid a salon/ barber like 4 times in the past 7 or 8 years since then.
You could go a a single length all round (easy stuff), or one of the below if you have someone to help out.


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...no , I'll rather look like a hooligan , I dont trust any of the 5 locked up here with me ..

 

[ARYANTO]

 

[ARYANTO]

 

[ARYANTO]

This gentleman has perfected the art of innuendo's ...lol [m.bb]
Keeping Joburg and Cape Town at level 4 will be impossible – Expert
https://mybroadband.co.za/news/moto...l-be-impossible-expert.html?source=newsletter

 

[vicTor]

 

[Adephi]