Lockdown diaries - COVID-19 matters!

[ARYANTO]

Children of Ecigssa , we have reached Day 60 - 04:00 in this infuriating period , when we started 2 months ago it was new and kinda fun , but the rules changed so fast and unexpected that we were all bowled for a six The extension ,no internet vape shopping , almost all of us prepped for a month . The beer/wine/brannas ran out, turned some of us into ''Charles Glass- appie brewers'' with varying degrees of success Then the story about buying CBD to get 2 spare batteries - ok ,uncharted CBD waters ...sounded more fun when there were some ''zol'' involved , this stuff is Meh. Doesn't fix the nic , doesn't make you sleep/chill . Now , we are running low on DIY nic , 3/6/9 mg juice and patience ,time to reach out to ''contacts'' if you have one or some , dodge the blue lights for a meet-up , the ''Ignore member'' tab is getting clicked and insults are fast and foul . Some members are leaving us for the land of ''R20.00 each smokies'' .Some new members ask for juice first and ''hello'' later And the evil kopdoek queen is watching like a .VASBYT ! Viva the revoltPlus the South-Easter moved from CT to JHB...
@Rob Fisher @Silver

 

[ARYANTO]

What to do if you are asked for a till slip for your cigarettes-
https://mybroadband.co.za/news/tren...sked-for-a-till-slip-for-your-cigarettes.html
The best part-
“Incidentally, I have yet to hear of a person ploughing into other road users because he or she had one too many cigarettes, yet these clowns in government are set to unban alcohol from 1 June.”

 

[alex1501]

In the last few days I've caught myself reading "OMG" like 0mg and trying to make sense of it. This morning I've sent a PM to the wrong address.
This lockdown story is getting to me.

 

[M.Adhir]

In the last few days I've caught myself reading "OMG" like 0mg and trying to make sense of it. This morning I've sent a PM to the wrong address.
This lockdown story is getting to me.

Yeah. I've been a bit more upside than usual of late too.
Now if we could just get you to send vapemail to the wrong address, I'll inbox my details.

 

[ARYANTO]

Beep- beep ...sms ''The factory will remain closed till the end of June - no salaries will be paid , only UIF. Stay safe .
Regards.
Management''
UUUUUC! ..another month at home .

 

[Vap0urWav3]

I badly need a haircut. I am not shaving because my hair is too long. Not shaving is making my face itchy.
I am worried if I shave and still have long hair, i will look gay .

Sent from my SM-A730F using Tapatalk

Got this in my head now.

 

[Vap0urWav3]

https://www.businessinsider.co.za/b...during-south-africas-covid-19-lockdown-2020-5

"In terms of draft plans there is no prospect of haircuts returning at Level 3, or even Level 2 – and parts of the country may remain at Level 4 even as the rest of South Africa eases down the alert level – potentially leaving haircuts illegal, everywhere, for some time to come yet...

However, hairdressers are planning to challenge this state of affairs by bringing a court application later this month to allow them to work again."

Me vaping now. On a more serious note...its f*@king ridiculous at this point.
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"Lockdown was motivated by 'panic' rather than the best science."
- Professor Michael Levitt
#LockdownLevel3
#Level3Lockdown
#Coronavirus
#lockdown2020
#COVID19
(hope no one minds if I copied and pasted this from my twitter feed)

 

[Vap0urWav3]

https://www.businessinsider.co.za/b...during-south-africas-covid-19-lockdown-2020-5

"In terms of draft plans there is no prospect of haircuts returning at Level 3, or even Level 2 – and parts of the country may remain at Level 4 even as the rest of South Africa eases down the alert level – potentially leaving haircuts illegal, everywhere, for some time to come yet...

However, hairdressers are planning to challenge this state of affairs by bringing a court application later this month to allow them to work again."

On the flipside I always have great hair days buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut... oh crap

 

[ARYANTO]

 

[Feliks Karp]

Model builders too.

Beep- beep ...sms ''The factory will remain closed till the end of June - no salaries will be paid , only UIF. Stay safe .
Regards.
Management''
UUUUUC! ..another month at home .

You have my sympathies, my life was derailed in the 2008 crash. I've never fully got back on my feet, I hope you and everyone else come right sooner than later.

 

[BeaLea]

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And now she has postponed her media briefing until tomorrow...let's see what she has decided to change this time

https://www.thesouthafrican.com/new...ill-dlamini-zuma-nccc-brief-level-3-lockdown/

 

[Feliks Karp]

Had to go to my diabetes doctor today, and as I drove in, a young woman fell out of her (who I assume was her) dad's arms to the floor, coughing. Luckily the guard saw what happened and brought a wheel chair. But I could read the faces of the two people that were approaching the door, it was the same on the young woman and it was the same look on my doctor's face, exhaustion and fear. Everyone's trying their best, we need to give each other a break. Politicians and conspiracies aside. We really need to give each other just a little more empathy.

 

[Vap0urWav3]

Children of Ecigssa , we have reached Day 60 - 04:00 in this infuriating period , when we started 2 months ago it was new and kinda fun , but the rules changed so fast and unexpected that we were all bowled for a six The extension ,no internet vape shopping , almost all of us prepped for a month . The beer/wine/brannas ran out, turned some of us into ''Charles Glass- appie brewers'' with varying degrees of success Then the story about buying CBD to get 2 spare batteries - ok ,uncharted CBD waters ...sounded more fun when there were some ''zol'' involved , this stuff is Meh. Doesn't fix the nic , doesn't make you sleep/chill . Now , we are running low on DIY nic , 3/6/9 mg juice and patience ,time to reach out to ''contacts'' if you have one or some , dodge the blue lights for a meet-up , the ''Ignore member'' tab is getting clicked and insults are fast and foul . Some members are leaving us for the land of ''R20.00 each smokies'' .Some new members ask for juice first and ''hello'' later And the evil kopdoek queen is watching like a .VASBYT ! Viva the revoltPlus the South-Easter moved from CT to JHB...
@Rob Fisher @Silver

Im posting this on my twitter. Its brilliant!

 

[vapeandacrepe]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1265320239773999110

 

[Hooked]

Children of Ecigssa , we have reached Day 60 - 04:00 in this infuriating period , when we started 2 months ago it was new and kinda fun , but the rules changed so fast and unexpected that we were all bowled for a six The extension ,no internet vape shopping , almost all of us prepped for a month . The beer/wine/brannas ran out, turned some of us into ''Charles Glass- appie brewers'' with varying degrees of success Then the story about buying CBD to get 2 spare batteries - ok ,uncharted CBD waters ...sounded more fun when there were some ''zol'' involved , this stuff is Meh. Doesn't fix the nic , doesn't make you sleep/chill . Now , we are running low on DIY nic , 3/6/9 mg juice and patience ,time to reach out to ''contacts'' if you have one or some , dodge the blue lights for a meet-up , the ''Ignore member'' tab is getting clicked and insults are fast and foul . Some members are leaving us for the land of ''R20.00 each smokies'' .Some new members ask for juice first and ''hello'' later And the evil kopdoek queen is watching like a .VASBYT ! Viva the revoltPlus the South-Easter moved from CT to JHB...
@Rob Fisher @Silver

@ARYANTO Kopdoek queen needs a new mask

 

[Hooked]

Im posting this on my twitter. Its brilliant!

Don't! Before you know it, you'll be sued for calling her a "kopdoek queen". It's fine here on the forum, but not on other social media.

 

[M.Adhir]

So places of worship will open and allow 50 people in.
I'd like to see how that will be managed and monitored. And also whether temp recordings and screenings will be done for all people who enter.
If one reads into the press the past few weeks the religious leaders have been complaining more about loss of funds due to people not attending religious services than anything else.

All while I can't buy a cigarette of vape juice legally to consume in my own house. Neither can I have a sit down meal at the local mom and pop eatery which will likely be bankrupt and shutting down shortly due to loss of income.

The mind boggles.

Rant Over.

 

[Hooked]

26 People test positive for Covid-19 at Mediclinic Cape Town

Read more here.

 

[Vap0urWav3]

Don't! Before you know it, you'll be sued for calling her a "kopdoek queen". It's fine here on the forum, but not on other social media.

Awwwwwwww youre no fun lol. Okie dokes. Also dont want to get @ARYANTO into trouble. But believe me people are saying way worse about her on social media.

 

[Hooked]

Atomix Vapes is open again for essential products. No juice of course,

EDIT: Not sure if CBD is required to purchase. It is listed under Essentials, so ...

 

[Faiyaz Cheulkar]

Got this in my head now.

I read this message today on whats app.

Ganja(dagga) is legal now and hairdressers are not. It took 50 years but the hippies finally won.

 

[Vap0urWav3]

@ARYANTO Kopdoek queen needs a new mask

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THIS meme however I AM tweeting. Legend post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ARYANTO]

Atomix Vapes is open again for essential products. No juice of course, but no CBD required in order to purchase.

 

[ARYANTO]

Is good news , gatvol of collecting CBD , they are all going in ''for sale'' after this circus.

 

[Adephi]

So places of worship will open and allow 50 people in.
I'd like to see how that will be managed and monitored. And also whether temp recordings and screenings will be done for all people who enter.
If one reads into the press the past few weeks the religious leaders have been complaining more about loss of funds due to people not attending religious services than anything else.

All while I can't buy a cigarette of vape juice legally to consume in my own house. Neither can I have a sit down meal at the local mom and pop eatery which will likely be bankrupt and shutting down shortly due to loss of income.

The mind boggles.

Rant Over.

And "Republiek Dag" is a day of prayer again.