(Satire) Marlboro Red 100 Box Mod ReviewReview (self.electronic_cigarette)
submitted 6 hours ago by peese-of-cawffee
Okay guys, I had a chance to try out the Marlboro Red 100 Box last night. I work in a ship repair yard and didn't want to take my Sigelei 100w down into the bowels of the filthy ship we're working on. I swung by a gas station before work and noticed a reasonably affordable little box mod behind the counter for $7, and figured it would be worth a try. This box has been on the market for many decades, so I figured their product would be top notch.
Boy, was I wrong. To begin with, this mod is not very sturdy, but acceptable for the price. Little did I know that on top of the flimsy construction, this is a disposable, single use mod. For $7! It was ready for the trash by the end of my shift, huge waste of money.
Now on to the important question - how does it vape? Like shit, that's how:
Vapor Production: 2/10, could barely see the vapor, I think there was a bad connection somewhere but couldn't isolate the issue. On top of that the vapor hung around stinking everything up.
Throat hit: 3/10, would have rated it higher, but I don't want to keep feeling the throat hit when I wake up the next morning. It was more of a lunch punch than throat hit. Also led to congestion, I think they use poor quality ingredients in their juice.
Flavor: 0/10, this was the worst part. Horrible wicking, nothing but dry hits, made my lungs feel horrible. Repulsive burnt taste on the exhale. Couldn't find a solution to either problem. I think they genuinely believe their product tastes good.
In conclusion, **** cigarettes, guys. I'll just do without my vape for a few hours next time. I wish I hadn't even bought the cigarettes. Completely disgusting, unsatisfying, and made me feel awful. Just don't do it, you'll regret it. I thought this "review" might bring a chuckle to some of my fellow vapers and remind a few of you why we quit smoking. Happy vaping, guys!
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submitted 6 hours ago by peese-of-cawffee
Okay guys, I had a chance to try out the Marlboro Red 100 Box last night. I work in a ship repair yard and didn't want to take my Sigelei 100w down into the bowels of the filthy ship we're working on. I swung by a gas station before work and noticed a reasonably affordable little box mod behind the counter for $7, and figured it would be worth a try. This box has been on the market for many decades, so I figured their product would be top notch.
Boy, was I wrong. To begin with, this mod is not very sturdy, but acceptable for the price. Little did I know that on top of the flimsy construction, this is a disposable, single use mod. For $7! It was ready for the trash by the end of my shift, huge waste of money.
Now on to the important question - how does it vape? Like shit, that's how:
Vapor Production: 2/10, could barely see the vapor, I think there was a bad connection somewhere but couldn't isolate the issue. On top of that the vapor hung around stinking everything up.
Throat hit: 3/10, would have rated it higher, but I don't want to keep feeling the throat hit when I wake up the next morning. It was more of a lunch punch than throat hit. Also led to congestion, I think they use poor quality ingredients in their juice.
Flavor: 0/10, this was the worst part. Horrible wicking, nothing but dry hits, made my lungs feel horrible. Repulsive burnt taste on the exhale. Couldn't find a solution to either problem. I think they genuinely believe their product tastes good.
In conclusion, **** cigarettes, guys. I'll just do without my vape for a few hours next time. I wish I hadn't even bought the cigarettes. Completely disgusting, unsatisfying, and made me feel awful. Just don't do it, you'll regret it. I thought this "review" might bring a chuckle to some of my fellow vapers and remind a few of you why we quit smoking. Happy vaping, guys!
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