I popped into our local vape dungeon this morning. After opening the door and stepping in, I eventually found the counter through the thick clouds, but not before tripping over the cat, stepping on someone's toes and narrowly headbutting some young dude.
Aaaah, the sweet smell of clouds. So many varieties of smells in there. I pity a police dog should one ever need to step in there. Poor thing will probably hand in his resignation, thinking he's lost the plot and spend the rest of his life thinking and wondering why his sense of smell went dilly on him.
Anyway, one of the 50 or so teenagers in there (shouldn't they be in school in the name of all that is holy???) let me try his dripper thingy-mabob (RDA, RBA, ABS, ESC, ESP- whatever it's called)
Now I know what all the rave is about! Flavour like I've never experienced before.
After scalping the thingy-mabob yet again and dripping some more of the magic elixir of life on the spark plugs, he let me have another go. Heaven!
Some evil thoughts ran through my mind. Let me unscrew the thingy-mabob from his mod secretly, put my tank (it's not stealing - it's called fair swopping) on his VooPoo Drag (still a very strange name to me - don't the Chinese have any dictionaries?) and silently disappear like last months pay check in the haze of clouds, unseen, and leaving some poor teen wondering what the hell was in that new juice he just bought and vaped.
Being a good and upstanding citizen though, I thanked him for changing my vaping experience forever , yet silently cursing at him for spoiling my day because now I WILL have to spend more money to buy myself a thingy-mabob as well.
"Vaping is cheaper than smoking" - they say.
"Crap" - I say! I thought my modeling (no, not that kind - model aircraft - focus people) was expensive.
This new cloud-filled, self inflicted, "Allow me to rape your wallet" hobby tops models (fooocus!) by a country mile.
I hate myself for not earning more money. I hate all the mod manufacturers! I hate all the thingy-mabob manufacturers! I hate all the elixir of the life manufacturers! Y'all are guilty for destroying my next couple of paychecks.
Aaaah - (taking a big drag and blowing a cloud twice the size of a Gauteng thunderstorm cloud). Vaping. So fulfilling and peaceful. Thank you manufacturers!! You all rock. (except you teenager - I still hate you)
Rant over!
Over and out.
Regards,
Soon to be a thingy-mabob user.
PS - what is the real name for a thingy-mabob?
Aaaah, the sweet smell of clouds. So many varieties of smells in there. I pity a police dog should one ever need to step in there. Poor thing will probably hand in his resignation, thinking he's lost the plot and spend the rest of his life thinking and wondering why his sense of smell went dilly on him.
Anyway, one of the 50 or so teenagers in there (shouldn't they be in school in the name of all that is holy???) let me try his dripper thingy-mabob (RDA, RBA, ABS, ESC, ESP- whatever it's called)
Now I know what all the rave is about! Flavour like I've never experienced before.
After scalping the thingy-mabob yet again and dripping some more of the magic elixir of life on the spark plugs, he let me have another go. Heaven!
Some evil thoughts ran through my mind. Let me unscrew the thingy-mabob from his mod secretly, put my tank (it's not stealing - it's called fair swopping) on his VooPoo Drag (still a very strange name to me - don't the Chinese have any dictionaries?) and silently disappear like last months pay check in the haze of clouds, unseen, and leaving some poor teen wondering what the hell was in that new juice he just bought and vaped.
Being a good and upstanding citizen though, I thanked him for changing my vaping experience forever , yet silently cursing at him for spoiling my day because now I WILL have to spend more money to buy myself a thingy-mabob as well.
"Vaping is cheaper than smoking" - they say.
"Crap" - I say! I thought my modeling (no, not that kind - model aircraft - focus people) was expensive.
This new cloud-filled, self inflicted, "Allow me to rape your wallet" hobby tops models (fooocus!) by a country mile.
I hate myself for not earning more money. I hate all the mod manufacturers! I hate all the thingy-mabob manufacturers! I hate all the elixir of the life manufacturers! Y'all are guilty for destroying my next couple of paychecks.
Aaaah - (taking a big drag and blowing a cloud twice the size of a Gauteng thunderstorm cloud). Vaping. So fulfilling and peaceful. Thank you manufacturers!! You all rock. (except you teenager - I still hate you)
Rant over!
Over and out.
Regards,
Soon to be a thingy-mabob user.
PS - what is the real name for a thingy-mabob?
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