Stuff that happened to you that doesnt deserve a thread

Faiyaz Cheulkar said:
I hope saqa completes my application at least this time. It's already 4 months now

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Finally a tiny tiny ray of light at the end of the tunnel. But the tunnel is still dark and full of terrors (I am sure I have heard this somewhere) :nerd:
I am just happy because saqa finally completed my evaluation. Now iitpsa, then work permit, shouldn't take long ;)
 
TheV said:
I had the weirdest dream where I convinced myself its ok to smoke again for a bit, just a couple of weeks or so.

I woke up thinking WTF is wrong with you? Not having craved a cigarette for about 2 years and never consciously thinking about taking up smoking again (I don't even vape nicotine)... WTF brain, kindly go f#ck yourself :eek:
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A friend once told me you never become a non-smoker after stopping. You always will get the craving at times. You just learn to handle them better.
 
Adephi said:
A friend once told me you never become a non-smoker after stopping. You always will get the craving at times. You just learn to handle them better.
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@Adephi I agree - once a smoker, always a smoker. Just like an alcoholic will always be an alcoholic, even if they never drink alcohol again.
 
Just received a message from Neighbourhood Watch that very strong winds are expected tonight and that we must ensure that no loose objects are lying around outside. Ahhh this is what I love about Cape Town - gale-force winds and horizontal rain. We never had much of a winter last year but it looks as though this year is going to make up for it.
 
Hooked said:
Just received a message from Neighbourhood Watch that very strong winds are expected tonight and that we must ensure that no loose objects are lying around outside. Ahhh this is what I love about Cape Town - gale-force winds and horizontal rain. We never had much of a winter last year but it looks as though this year is going to make up for it.
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We have a lekker cold front here - freezing my toes off!!!
 
Almost forgot to share my moment of comedy.

Yesterday I had a meeting in Bree Str,after the meeting Im sitting in my car,car running and in 1st gear and I make a call before driving...and Cape Town’s 12:00 cannon shot goes off,needless to say I wasnt expecting it,and with the alarming amounts of cash in transit heists I almost k@kked myself,foot came off the clutch and the Renault in front of me missed getting a BMW badge on its boot by a few millimeters!My wife on the other side of the phone call almost went into labour with all the laughter after hearing the massive swear words I chucked out at that moment!


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Ok so our family has a very weird/fun sence of humour. So me being a single dad i drop off my kids at my moms house before i leave for work during week days and she takes them to school. So tonight i phoned my mom to say ill be late tomorrow morning. This was our conversation:

"Hi Mom, please stop shagging Dad and listen for a sec, me and the kids will be late tomorrow"
Mom: "Thanks son, but we are at our mid week church group get together and you are on speaker"
Me: "Im going to hell"
 
SmokeyJoe said:
Ok so our family has a very weird/fun sence of humour. So me being a single dad i drop off my kids at my moms house before i leave for work during week days and she takes them to school. So tonight i phoned my mom to say ill be late tomorrow morning. This was our conversation:

"Hi Mom, please stop shagging Dad and listen for a sec, me and the kids will be late tomorrow"
Mom: "Thanks son, but we are at our mid week church group get together and you are on speaker"
Me: "Im going to hell"
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Ah man, don’t you just love speaker on cellphones. :risas3: By the way, I might just see you where you’re going, with luck old Nick will give us each a bag of charcoal and tell us to start our own businesses :D , I believe he doesn’t like others to vie for top position, something he hopes to keep for himself.
 
Finally got my driver's license !! :party:
Technically I only cleared the test, they were not able to issue me a license because their systems were down :(, so I have to go back on Monday to get my temp license. But I was never so happy to get a license before !!!
 
Faiyaz Cheulkar said:
Finally got my driver's license !! :party:
Technically I only cleared the test, they were not able to issue me a license because their systems were down :(, so I have to go back on Monday to get my temp license. But I was never so happy to get a license before !!!
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Congratulations @Faiyaz Cheulkar !! Thats Good news on a friday
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Congrats @Faiyaz Cheulkar , it’s sort of a rite of passage to get your license. Many happy carefree Kilometers to you.
Remember, tires are expensive, compulsory donations to traffic departments eat into your vaping budget, and no drinking, otherwise no driving. Half of the stuffups on the road is usually when someone says, hold onto my beer and I’ll show you what this bakkie can do.
 
Our dog is feeling depressed after 2 weeks that my parents are away.

Trying to organise a WhatsApp call for her so that she knows her "parents" haven't forgotten her.

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Best day of my life!
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