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Ok, so main sewer line blocked, toilet started backing up. Phoned to report, they only work until 6 pm. Told them I’ll be using the pavement then, they can clean it up with the stream of other sh1t flowing down the street as I opened the manhole. Had to clean the f&#%*ing bathroom once, not happening again.
just to be clear, I marked your post funny because of your witty reply.
A mans got to do what a mans got to do
, give the neighbors something to talk about. Last time this happened the asses dug up my newly planted lawn and used that to cover the sh1t, this time I’m going to be making them clean up, comment when I asked if they were going to replace the lawn, “Why?”
Tried that stuff. Burns like hell...Sorry to hear this.
My only advice is to use plenty of lube.
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Some idiot came into our vet with a puppy for a checkup and the dog was named COVID. That just pissed me right off.
Sure I get it, it’s their dog but hear me out. It’s insensitive and it’s a poor taste joke. Let me explain...
Teaching birds to say profanity is against the law, yes it’s absolutely funny when an African grey replies to your friendly hello with a witty “F off Po*s” or something silly. It almost always gets a laugh. But a lot of people don’t realize that these birds can live for decades. Owners get sick, they die, they relocate or simply get tired of caring for the bird. This makes the bird extremely difficult to rehome and so it’s legally considered animal abuse.
The other day a little mixed breed came into the vet named Covid. But what happens when one of their family members dies if covid. Will it be funny then? When the dog is running away at the park, will it be funny to yell out “covid, covid, come here boy”. What if that dog needs to be rehomed. In a few years many of us will know people who passed of covid. The topic will be sensitive and it will put many potential adopters off. Essentially I find it just as cruel. If my mother passed from covid I wouldn’t want a dog named covid to remind me of her suffering and pain.
To me that should also classify as animal abuse. But perhaps I’m too sensitive. But you wouldn’t call your dog cancer or diabetes or leukemia so what makes Covid okay? This just really pissed me off.
Sorry for the rant. I love animals and loathe people who treat them as anything less than human. No, I’m not a vegan lol.
Sure I get it, it’s their dog but hear me out. It’s insensitive and it’s a poor taste joke. Let me explain...
Teaching birds to say profanity is against the law, yes it’s absolutely funny when an African grey replies to your friendly hello with a witty “F off Po*s” or something silly. It almost always gets a laugh. But a lot of people don’t realize that these birds can live for decades. Owners get sick, they die, they relocate or simply get tired of caring for the bird. This makes the bird extremely difficult to rehome and so it’s legally considered animal abuse.
The other day a little mixed breed came into the vet named Covid. But what happens when one of their family members dies if covid. Will it be funny then? When the dog is running away at the park, will it be funny to yell out “covid, covid, come here boy”. What if that dog needs to be rehomed. In a few years many of us will know people who passed of covid. The topic will be sensitive and it will put many potential adopters off. Essentially I find it just as cruel. If my mother passed from covid I wouldn’t want a dog named covid to remind me of her suffering and pain.
To me that should also classify as animal abuse. But perhaps I’m too sensitive. But you wouldn’t call your dog cancer or diabetes or leukemia so what makes Covid okay? This just really pissed me off.
Sorry for the rant. I love animals and loathe people who treat them as anything less than human. No, I’m not a vegan lol.
I guess it’s a bad time to tell you my dogs nicknames? (Real names omitted for their safety as they are minors).
The one is called fatso, the other lunchbox and the final one peepee pants
Next time use the lube only without the chainsaw...
Mine is called "STOP FKUING CHEWING THE COUCH"I guess it’s a bad time to tell you my dogs nicknames? (Real names omitted for their safety as they are minors).
The one is called fatso, the other lunchbox and the final one peepee pants
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Thats my female cats job. Her nickname is princess.
just yesterday my 13 year old son had to register on some site, guess what he made his password
"covid-19"
I was like "No" son
Meet Trouble:I guess it’s a bad time to tell you my dogs nicknames? (Real names omitted for their safety as they are minors).
The one is called fatso, the other lunchbox and the final one peepee pants
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Trouble looks like he/she is taking a break from the thug life
After "customising" the couch to suite her needs, its the bestest best place to have a little nap between activities. I wonder what visitors think about the state of my furniture. It's truly fur-niture.Trouble looks like he/she is taking a break from the thug life
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I think @Raindance’s visitors are other dogs
I once had a client, he called his dog D4
you figure it out
you figure it out
Did the dog have four, you know, legs?
He did indeed have four legs, but not the answer
Dog #4
4" D?
Let me put you right.
D 4 DOG
Say it quickly
D 4 DOG
Say it quickly
First time back to the golf course since lockdown started. Wind and rain could not stop even hitting a 127 being the best fun I had in months.
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