The Official Happy Birthday Thread
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Happy Birthday 
Have a super day! 
Many happy returns
I was going to write a ditty
but it would have been shitty
cause I can't find a thing to rhyme with vape.
I was going to write a ditty
but it would have been shitty
cause I can't find a thing to rhyme with vape.
Thanks for the wishes y'all! Just send nics, I don't need any other prezzies!
I just knew some one would fall for that .... didn't think it would have been you though.
There was once a young man in a scrape,
Who discovered he could no longer vape,
He sought out "The Doekie",
and baked her head in a cookie,
then sealed up her mouth with some tape.
He then went out looking for nics,
Which he found at a shop in the sticks,
It came at a price,
and was not very nice,
so he reverted to "zol" and the "licks".
Who discovered he could no longer vape,
He sought out "The Doekie",
and baked her head in a cookie,
then sealed up her mouth with some tape.
He then went out looking for nics,
Which he found at a shop in the sticks,
It came at a price,
and was not very nice,
so he reverted to "zol" and the "licks".
So he was no longer a vaper
he had to put saliva on the paper
but just to be fair
he said, I will not share
although I am doing Kopdoek a favor.
he had to put saliva on the paper
but just to be fair
he said, I will not share
although I am doing Kopdoek a favor.
Thank you everyone for the best wishes.
Just sent this lovely dual poem to smoker friend . Great collaborative ditty - well done!
I'm on leave. Nothing's bothering me on me B-day
I had a massive steak. Some pudding and a few glasses of me fav whiskey. I am at peace.
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