Vape King - Win a VapeCon ticket and more!

[Sharrivz]

With VapeCon drawing closer we have decided to give one lucky Ecigssa member a ticket and some juices from the Vape King line!

Oooh goodie goodie how do I get my hands on this you ask?

Well the task ahead may be simple but I feel it should be a challenge!

the competition runs from today until 03/04/2015 at midnight.

We want Nursery Rhymes - you know, Jack and Jill, little miss Muffet, Little boy blue - but there's a twist, we want them to be Vape related - and it must be renamed! We also would like to know which rhyme you adapted it from

The Nursery Rhyme with the most votes will be the winner - to those who are not entering from you we need the following - we need you to vote on creativity, rhyme, humor and overall - all you need to do is click like based on the above criteria and who knows one lucky voter may win a little something too!

So what are you waiting for - get entering now!!!

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[Sharrivz]

* You have to be an Ecigssa member to enter this competition - signing up just to win the prize will also count for disqualification - voters who sign up just to vote will also not count - you need a minimum of 10 posts for your entry and vote to count and not nonsense posts to just try and get your post count up either - in fact you need to have been a member for at least 3 weeks

 

[TylerD]

HE VAPED WITH 420

TILL RIP GAVE HIM A PENNY

SO HE SUCKED HIS MOD

CHECKING OUT TOD

OUT THE BLUE RAVEN GREW

NO TURNING BACK

FOR A BOY NAMED SUE

 

[Sharrivz]

HE VAPED WITH 420

TILL RIP GAVE HIM A PENNY

SO HE SUCKED HIS MOD

CHECKING OUT TOD

OUT THE BLUE RAVEN GREW

NO TURNING BACK

FOR A BOY NAMED SUE

What is the name of the rhyme and which one did you adapt it from

 

[TylerD]

What is the name of the rhyme and which one did you adapt it from

Got no idea, let's say "Ripley Sue" and "Cow over the moon"
It literally took me 3 seconds to compose that master piece. I'm a guinness!

 

[Riaz]

Twinkle, twinkle, little coil,
How I wonder what ohms you are.
Up above the deck so high,
Giving me good throat hit, oh so fly.

short and sweet

 

[Rob Fisher]

Jack and Jill went up the Hill

To catch a lekker vape

Jack fell down and broke his drip tip

And Jill blew him and he felt better!


PS He got a new drip tip from VK!

 

[Gizmo]

Ooh Rob that sounded rather dirty LOL

 

[Riaz]

how many entries does each member get?

 

[Sharrivz]

how many entries does each member get?

Hmmmm lets do 3

 

[Riaz]

This little mod went with to work,
This little mod stayed home,
This little atty had cotton,
This little atty had to be coiled,
And this little mod cried, "FLAT, FLAT, FLAT"
All the way home.

 

[Benjamin Cripps]

Little miss goblin
Sat on her Sig
Vaping her juice of the day
Along came Mr REO
Who sat down beside her
And blew a cloud miss goblin's way
Miss goblin was nervous
But felt a connection
So strong that it made her stay
Mr REO squonked squonked
Nodded to the Sig
And vaped his juice of the day.

Adapted from "Little Miss Muffet" and renamed "Little Miss Goblin"

 

[Dr Phil]

Three blind vapers
Three blind vapers
See how they Vape
See how they Vape
They all ran up to vapeking
Stroodlepuff filled up there tanks
Have u ever seen three blind vapors

 

[Sharrivz]

Come on people I'm sure we have some more creative souls hiding there in the cracks...

 

[Riaz]

ok, here goes my last and final entry (from the original- i am a teapot):

I am a regulated mod
Shiny and clean;
This is my fire button,
And this is my screen.

When the button is pressed
Hear it sputter;
just lift me up
And leave the stinkies in the GUTTER.

 

[Sharrivz]

Love it! Some really good entries coming in! Come on guys enter more - and vote more!

 

[Guunie]

Humpty dead short...based on humpty dumpy

Humpty dumpty vaped on the wall
Humpty dumpty realised the flaw
cloud chasing with a point 1 ohm game
Now no one can put him together again

 

[Jakey]

Ba Ba Rocket sheep
have you ekowool.
Yes sir(vape) yes sir(vape)
3 rolls full.

One for ohm @johan, one for @Andre and one for the
little noob who vapes on mesh all day.

 

[Vapington]

Little Miss Muffet
Vooped in a bucket,
Whilst vaping Vape Kings juice of the day,
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
Which ended that Voop right away!

 

[kimbo]

A Vaper makes clouds (A Shoemaker Makes Shoes)

A Vaper make clouds without smoke

and all the smokers watch without a croak

VG, PG, flavor and Nic

Now every smoker wants a hit.

 

[baksteen8168]

1st Entry

A Vape a Day (Adapted from an apple a day)

A Vape a day keeps the Stinkie away
VooDoo in the morning - Stinkie's warning
Gambit at night - starves the Stinkie outright
Vape some Krave Gold going to bed - knock the Stinkie on the head
Three Jooses each day, seven days a week - ruddy Razz my Berries, ruddy cheek

 

[baksteen8168]

2nd Entry

Ding dong hell (Adapted from Ding dong bell)

Ding dong hell
Vapercat's in the well
Who put her in?
Little VapRwearSA Flynn
Who pulled her out?
Little ECIGSSA Stout
What a naughty boy was that
Try to drown poor Vapercat,
Who ne'er did any harm
But killed all the stinkie mice
In the retailer's barn

 

[baksteen8168]

3rd Entry - (especially for @Melinda and @Derick )

Melinda's Coming (Adapted from The Sandman)

Melinda's coming in her train of juice cars
With Ambrosia windows and with wheels of juice jars
So hush you little vapers and have no fear
The Derick-in-the-moon he is the engineer

The railroad track tis a Juicebeam bright
That leads right up into the Vaper's Delight

So Re-coil your Atties and say your prayers
Melinda's mixing ye juice with the utmost care.

 

[Humbolt]

Old king Cole & his setups
Old king cole was a merry old soul & a merry old soul was he,
He called for his mods & he called for his juice & he called for his atties 3
In Every Attie he had a coil & very fine coils had he
Oh theres none so rare as can compare with king cole & his setups 3.

 

[Humbolt]

Sing a Song of 6 Pence for Vapemail
Sing a song of 6 pence
A face filled with glee.
Just received some vapemail
Especially for me.
When the mail was opened,
I heard some angels sing,
Isnt this a tasty dish, To set before a King.

I took it to my vaping room To see my spend of money,
I opened up a tasty juice from Suicide Bunny.
I put some in my IPV and took a super hit,
The wait was oh so worth it because this juice is the sh*t!