Weird/Funny/Gross Vape Stories

I once dropped a sub box mini into a toilet bowl after taking a pee. Was at a mate of mines house, and used his braai tongs to fish the device out of the bowl, before deciding that trying to rescue it was not a good idea. I meticulously scrubbed and cleaned the braai tongs and put them back where I had found them, without informing my mate. Met him the following Sunday for a pint and asked him what he had been doing, to which he replied he had just had a braai for his in-laws. This is where the Devil got the better of me. I put on a face of utter shock, and asked if he had used his tongs. When he said yes, I informed of what I had used them for, without mentioning I had given them a good clean before putting them back. He was mortified. Thing is, we used to share a house in Rockey Street when we were much younger (and full time jollers) and it was only after a couple of years of us going our separate ways he gleefully informed over a few drinks that the device he used to use to clean his razor while we were sharing the house with was in fact my toothbrush. I have still not told him full story, and have often said to him that the laws of Kharma can not be denied.
 
I once dropped a sub box mini into a toilet bowl after taking a pee. Was at a mate of mines house, and used his braai tongs to fish the device out of the bowl, before deciding that trying to rescue it was not a good idea. I meticulously scrubbed and cleaned the braai tongs and put them back where I had found them, without informing my mate. Met him the following Sunday for a pint and asked him what he had been doing, to which he replied he had just had a braai for his in-laws. This is where the Devil got the better of me. I put on a face of utter shock, and asked if he had used his tongs. When he said yes, I informed of what I had used them for, without mentioning I had given them a good clean before putting them back. He was mortified. Thing is, we used to share a house in Rockey Street when we were much younger (and full time jollers) and it was only after a couple of years of us going our separate ways he gleefully informed over a few drinks that the device he used to use to clean his razor while we were sharing the house with was in fact my toothbrush. I have still not told him full story, and have often said to him that the laws of Kharma can not be denied.

Sounds like an episode of the young ones or bottom :rofl:
 
Not sure if it belongs here but I just had the living daylight scared out of me.
So I went to drop the kids of after school. Greeted the neighbor, got into the car, dripped some 80/20 juice, started the car, rolled down the window and just vaped for the moment. Decent cloud out off the window
The next moment, I just hear the neighbor screaming "Are you ok, what happened?" his face in my window ... moment gone ... He thought my car caught fire or something, we both had a chuckle.
 
Fantastic thread, full of laughs @Feliks Karp

As a barber/hairdresser i occasionly find a rouge pices of hair swimming in my serpent mini 25

A few weekends back a friend and i were sharing a couch, i was re wicking on a small stool in front of me. My friend managed to drop a lit hookah/hubby coal on my lap, needless to say, i freaked out!, kicked the stool across the room, coal and mod took flight. Good thing i had a condom on my minikin and levis on my legs, safety first
 
OMG.. I just coughed my chops off

So my mod is on my desk and a fly decided to go into my driptip and coz of juice residue he must've gt stuck . I J's grabbed mod and took a big puff and inhaled the fly . Lucky for my reflexes it J's hit the back of my throat and man oh man.. what a k@k feeling. .
 
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