What's the weirdest/funniest thing someone said to you when you were blowing clouds in public?

Guy at work told me "those things give you water on your lungs"

When I asked him where the water comes from, because I make the liquids and I don't put any water in it, he could not explain.

Then I asked him why he does not get water on his lungs when he showers
 
Its really bad, I cringed when I heard it. For context it came from my uncle who was a bit of an acid head hippy when he was in his twenties, no big surpise he is now a minister. Anyhow:

"When I was a youngster everyone was talking about chasing the dragon, you youngsters nowadays just want to be the dragon!"

He laughed at least.
 
If one more ignorant embicile asks me "can you put weed in it?" I will be forced to educate him/her with the kind of swift "act right" slaps that my mother used to convey her disapproval.
 
Could we consider moving the "disagree" button to the end or something.. With my stubby fingers - the amount of times I aim for "agree" or "funny" and hit "disagree" and have to hastily undo.. Only time I ever see "disagree" used on purpose is whenever someone says something nice about the Smok M50 and "you know who" disagrees :giggle:
 
Dassie said:
Could we consider moving the "disagree" button to the end or something.. With my stubby fingers - the amount of times I aim for "agree" or "funny" and hit "disagree" and have to hastily undo.. Only time I ever see "disagree" used on purpose is whenever someone says something nice about the Smok M50 and "you know who" disagrees :giggle:
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Funniest thing I have ever heard was "I thought you where playing a flute and then smoke came out your nose and I thought what kind of :censored: flute smokes"
 
Arthster said:
Funniest thing I have ever heard was "I thought you where playing a flute and then smoke came out your nose and I thought what kind of :censored: flute smokes"
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Hahahaha I think this one takes the cake !!


Send while vaping on the Reo mini Thor
 
I used to find comments about my vaping by strangers funny... but nowadays I just pick up a brick and smash them in the face.
 
Got stopped by security at a Casino, when asked what the device was i said it the detonator don't worry to much the bombs in the car. and carried on walking
 
I was at a KFC drive through and one of the attendants ran from across the kitchen, ended up half out the service window and said... Eish, I thought your car was smoking...I killed over with laughter
 
CloudSurfer said:
Got stopped by security at a Casino, when asked what the device was i said it the detonator don't worry to much the bombs in the car. and carried on walking
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I wouldn't try that at airport customs though.
 
I actually took in A good long toke taped a airport cop on the shoulder blew a cloud in her face then bolted like the clappers


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While vaping my Cana DNA at a traffic light, the guy in the car next to me asked if i had a smoking app on my cellphone:rofl:
 
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