What's the weirdest/funniest thing someone said to you when you were blowing clouds in public?
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Was watching a movie and this guy asked if i was smoking i then replyed nope just vaping and he said keep going smells so nice. As i walk out the man asks me where he can buy a vape i said online any were u want. He then said i just wanna make clouds i dont smoke
Please move to the smoking zone
Ma'am im not smoking, im vaping
I can see clouds so you are smoking!
So to humor the old lady i obliged and went and sat in the hotbox
Rotten Bunny.
Vape the Planet !
Ma'am im not smoking, im vaping
I can see clouds so you are smoking!
So to humor the old lady i obliged and went and sat in the hotbox
Rotten Bunny.
Vape the Planet !
More of a stinkbox!
I have been pounced upon by runway staff at PE airport searching for my ciggy.looked very silly when i had nothing in my hands.asked me if i swallowed the stinky.
Again at PE airport im stopped at security.
"What is that thing"
"Electronic ciggarette,and the other one is backup,and the other one is backup for backup"
"Eish...where you get it,from a doktah"
In Rustenburg,"My v@# seun,wat de donder suig jy daar,lyk soos n draadloos"
Again at PE airport im stopped at security.
"What is that thing"
"Electronic ciggarette,and the other one is backup,and the other one is backup for backup"
"Eish...where you get it,from a doktah"
In Rustenburg,"My v@# seun,wat de donder suig jy daar,lyk soos n draadloos"
Aircon dont work in the smokers section of the only mainstream Restuarant here... WIMPY. Any other day i have my perch kept open for me coz i aint no barfly and aint sitting in the smokers zone. It helps that the owner is a friend of mine. So i had to oblige to avoid gettin hit over the head with some old tannie and her brollie.
On the plus side ! We are getting a KFC ...
Rotten Bunny.
Vape the Planet !
Heard this one today. Seems vaping is worse than smoking because it promotes the growth of cancer cells. 
Was at the Rugby the weekend and was having a toot just inside the stadium in the tunnels and a security lady said you cant smoke here... I said wheres it at though?, I dont smoke... 
Too much of confused look and she walked away.
Too much of confused look and she walked away.
I know this is seen as a myth but I can confirm that clouds attracts girls. Just Saying
At the Assembly discotheque, "Bru, did they hire you as the smoke machine?" 
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Had an incident at local chemist yesterday (am in Carlisle, England at moment). Went to the counter and asked a rather attractive young lady if they stocked VG. She found some for me and asked what I intended to use it for. When I told her I intended to mix it with some liquid for my e cig and vape it she looked at me as if I was some drug addled degenerate and called her supervisor. Explained to supervisor my intent and her expression turned to a fairly good impersonation of a bull dog chewing a wasp, and she refused to sell it to me. I went across the street to another chemist and enquired if they had any VG. When the assistant replied yes, what do you need it for?, I replied that my 85 year old mother has a sore throat and swears by an old family remedy that involves mixing VG with lemon juice and gargling with it. I got my VG...
That made my day, thanks.
My favourite today was I had to stop and sign in at a security complex, the security guard saw my mod in my hand and yelled at me to drop the bomb now!
Im like dude no - this is what I use to vape on. . . showed him how it works, he it aaaaaaaaaaah its like a twisp . . . I just nodded and said yes.
Im like dude no - this is what I use to vape on. . . showed him how it works, he it aaaaaaaaaaah its like a twisp . . . I just nodded and said yes.
The chap promoting Apple Watches at INcredible Connect though the REO was a bomb detonating device and was very relieved when I blew him a cloud.
So I got the kanger subtank mini and while screwing it on the mod one guy asked if I was putting on a silencer... Yea Hitman vapes
Brother, not disputing this, but in my case it would probably be because they can not see what I look like due to cloud of vape haze.
Lol just say you have a big MOD bro then they won't worry about looks
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