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Puns and One-liners

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.

What do you call a rapper who doesn’t follow their own advice? A hip-hopocrite.
 
Unusual City Names - Louisiana

- Glasscock
- Goodbee
- Happy Jack
- Hope
- Irish Bend
 
Puns and One-liners

What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtain!

Have you thought about taking the elevator? I hear it’s a step up from taking the stairs.
 
Unusual City Names - Louisiana

- Start
- Sun
- Vatican
- Vixen
- Waterproof
- Wham
 
Puns and One-liners

Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out, man.

You’ll never guess who I bumped into on the way to the opticians! …Everyone.
 
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