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Unusual City Names - Maine
- Bald Head
- Bangs Beach
- Cancer Hill
- Deadman's Corner
- Dickey
- Bald Head
- Bangs Beach
- Cancer Hill
- Deadman's Corner
- Dickey
Puns and One-liners
The Pentagon was originally going to be a square, but the contractor kept cutting corners.
A week after Mozart died, his ghost was discovered trying to erase his music. When asked why, it replied, “I’m decomposing.”
The Pentagon was originally going to be a square, but the contractor kept cutting corners.
A week after Mozart died, his ghost was discovered trying to erase his music. When asked why, it replied, “I’m decomposing.”
This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for
girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK, wonder what the 2020 book says!!
When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly
as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance,
your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he
would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best
when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without
being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait
until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.
When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your
husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in
particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs
to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your
husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate
intimacy.
Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the
while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important
than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a
small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite
sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.
Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices
be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by
remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly
asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time
face and hair care products.
You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him
in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea
when he awakes.
girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK, wonder what the 2020 book says!!
When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly
as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance,
your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he
would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best
when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without
being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait
until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.
When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your
husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in
particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs
to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your
husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate
intimacy.
Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the
while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important
than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a
small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite
sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.
Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices
be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by
remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly
asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time
face and hair care products.
You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him
in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea
when he awakes.
I was born in the wrong era
Old ads
I never knew Cliff Richards played bass
Unusual City Names - Maine
- Dickvale - (They wear one of these when they get married)
- Dog Corner
- Happy Corner
- High Head
- Indian Landing
- Dickvale - (They wear one of these when they get married)
- Dog Corner
- Happy Corner
- High Head
- Indian Landing
Puns and One-liners
Is it me or are circles pointless?
Why do dogs float in water? Because they’re good buoys.
Is it me or are circles pointless?
Why do dogs float in water? Because they’re good buoys.
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