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Children's Science exam answers.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

A: Keep it in the cow.


Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All

water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,

and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.


Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.


Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

 

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Unusual City Names

Marshall Islands
- Anal

Maryland
- Accident - (This city was most likely named in the back seat of a car)
- Boring –
- Burnt Mills Hill
- Burnt Mills Village
- Cockeysville
- Flintstone (Are the people who live here called Flintstoners?)
- Secretary
- Snowhill (No hills in the area, and sometimes not even snow)
- Unicorn

 

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Puns and One-liners

Did you hear about the thieves who robbed a theatre during a performance? They really stole the spotlight.

If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.

 

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Children's Science exam answers.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
adultery.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean
Section."
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome

 

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Unusual City Names - Massachusetts

- Assinippi
- Avon
- Barnstable
- Belchertown
- Big Muddy River

 

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Puns and One-liners

I used to work at an unemployment office. When they fired me, I still had to show up the next day.

Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

 

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