And so it was writ...

“Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank G-d Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my Crotch."

Quoted from somewhere on the Internet.
 
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From one of our Neighbourhood Watch groups.

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I'm sure the premises were alarmed - wouldn't you be?
 
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